TROLL ATTACK [unclaimed]
telnet trollattack.com 4000
Players now: no count (nothing here says why)
Reachable: 100.0% of the last 90 days
When people are on (UTC)
No hour of the week has produced a player count. 140 hours across the week have
no measurement yet. 28 hours across the week answered but produced no count.
Mon — no count in any hour, 20 hours not measured, 4 hours probed but
uncountable
Tue — no count in any hour, 20 hours not measured, 4 hours probed but
uncountable
Wed — no count in any hour, 20 hours not measured, 4 hours probed but
uncountable
Thu — no count in any hour, 20 hours not measured, 4 hours probed but
uncountable
Fri — no count in any hour, 20 hours not measured, 4 hours probed but
uncountable
Sat — no count in any hour, 20 hours not measured, 4 hours probed but
uncountable
Sun — no count in any hour, 20 hours not measured, 4 hours probed but
uncountable
counted = we got in and read a number, including a measured zero
uncounted = we got in and no number could be read
not measured = we have no measurement for that hour
How many, over time (3 Jun 2026 – 31 Aug 2026, UTC)
Probed in this range, and no player count could be read from any of it.
Reachable (last 90 days)
Reachable 100.0% of the 14 days we have measured. No day we measured was
unreachable. 76 days predate anything we measured.
3 Jun – 17 Aug: 76 days not measured
Capabilities (0 of 1 disagree)
MSSP measured: NO declared: -
Declared by the game
name Troll Attack (declared, 12d)
Connect screen
[connect screen: 21 lines, text only]
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Written by Stephen Fluin \___/' ' | |
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Welcome players, new and old! The game has recently been underoing some
improvments that will help the stability and playability of the game. We have
also recently picked up several new players and builders which should make the
game more interesting.
What is your name (or type new for a new character)?
What changed
2026-08-18 NAME recorded as Troll Attack (staff)
2026-08-18 endpoint recorded as trollattack.com 4000 (handshake)