Telehack
Unclaimed — everything here was measured. Claim this game
telehack.com 23answering since 31 Jul 2026
115 connected
measured
Connect screen
Connected to TELEHACK port 88 It is 2:56 am on Saturday, November 7, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA. There are 115 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network. May the command line live forever. Command, one of the following: 2048 ? a2 ac advent basic bf c8 callsign cat ching clear clock date delta diff dir echo eliza exit figlet file finger fnord geoip grep help login marquee md5 netstat notes phoon pig ping pong primes privacy qr rain rfc rockets roll rot13 run salvo sleep starwars sudoku tail today typespeed units uptime usenet uupath uuplot weather when zc More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list. Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command. .
read as text
Connected to TELEHACK port 88 It is 2:56 am on Saturday, November 7, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA. There are 115 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network. May the command line live forever. Command, one of the following: 2048 ? a2 ac advent basic bf c8 callsign cat ching clear clock date delta diff dir echo eliza exit figlet file finger fnord geoip grep help login marquee md5 netstat notes phoon pig ping pong primes privacy qr rain rfc rockets roll rot13 run salvo sleep starwars sudoku tail today typespeed units uptime usenet uupath uuplot weather when zc More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list. Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command. .
Connections by hour
Busiest Tuesday afternoons, 13:00–13:59.
times in UTC · 8-week rolling average
read as text — 7 rows
| day | quietest | busiest | at | not measured | no count |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | 120 | 138 | 20:00 | – | – |
| Tue | 123 | 562 | 13:00 | – | – |
| Wed | 129 | 146 | 17:00 | – | – |
| Thu | 130 | 152 | 13:00 | – | – |
| Fri | 101 | 136 | 16:00 | – | – |
| Sat | 118 | 141 | 21:00 | – | – |
| Sun | 119 | 133 | 20:00 | – | – |
How many, over time
Typically 123 on, peaking at 1413, over 13 of 13 days. Down about 15% from the start of the range to the end.
days in UTC · 26 Oct 2026 – 7 Nov 2026
1413 at the top
13 of 13 days counted
- mean of the counts we read that day
- lowest to highest count that day
- probed, no count could be read
- not measured — a break in the line
read as text
- 26 Oct–1 Nov: typically 123, peak 1413, 7 days counted
- 2 Nov–7 Nov: typically 126, peak 147, 6 days counted
Reachable
reachable · last 90 days
Reachable 100.0% of the 85 days we have measured. No day we measured was unreachable. 5 days predate anything we measured.
90 days ago
today
- reachable
- 100.0%
- longest outage
- none in the window
- last cause
- nothing recorded
- reachable
- degraded — answered, could not finish
- unreachable
- not measured
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- 10 Aug – 14 Aug: 5 days not measured
What changed
- 31 Jul 2026 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)
Capabilities
| capability | measured | declared | age |
|---|---|---|---|
| MSSP | ✕ absent | – silent |
Declared by the game
- name
- Telehack
1 is past its refresh window. Old, not wrong.