Telehack
Unclaimed — everything here was measured. Claim this game
telehack.com 23answering since 31 Jul 2026
124 connected
measured
Connect screen
Connected to TELEHACK port 129 It is 12:47 pm on Thursday, November 5, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA. There are 124 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network. May the command line live forever. Command, one of the following: a2 ac advent aquarium basic c8 cal calc callsign cat ching clear clock cowsay date dir echo exit factor file finger fnord geoip gif grep head help ipaddr liff login md5 minesweeper more morse netstat notes octopus phoon pig ping privacy recover rig rockets roll rot13 run salvo sleep sudoku today traceroute typespeed usenet users uumap uupath uuplot weather when More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list. Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command. .
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Connected to TELEHACK port 129 It is 12:47 pm on Thursday, November 5, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA. There are 124 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network. May the command line live forever. Command, one of the following: a2 ac advent aquarium basic c8 cal calc callsign cat ching clear clock cowsay date dir echo exit factor file finger fnord geoip gif grep head help ipaddr liff login md5 minesweeper more morse netstat notes octopus phoon pig ping privacy recover rig rockets roll rot13 run salvo sleep sudoku today traceroute typespeed usenet users uumap uupath uuplot weather when More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list. Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command. .
Connections by hour
Busiest Tuesday afternoons, 13:00–13:59.
times in UTC · 8-week rolling average
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| day | quietest | busiest | at | not measured | no count |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | 120 | 138 | 20:00 | – | – |
| Tue | 123 | 562 | 13:00 | – | – |
| Wed | 129 | 146 | 17:00 | – | – |
| Thu | 130 | 152 | 13:00 | – | – |
| Fri | 101 | 136 | 16:00 | – | – |
| Sat | 120 | 141 | 21:00 | – | – |
| Sun | 119 | 136 | 00:00 | – | – |
How many, over time
Typically 130 on, peaking at 168, over 11 of 11 days. Steady across the range.
days in UTC · 15 Oct 2026 – 25 Oct 2026
168 at the top
11 of 11 days counted
- mean of the counts we read that day
- lowest to highest count that day
- probed, no count could be read
- not measured — a break in the line
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- 15 Oct–21 Oct: typically 133, peak 168, 7 days counted
- 22 Oct–25 Oct: typically 124, peak 143, 4 days counted
Reachable
reachable · last 90 days
Reachable 100.0% of the 83 days we have measured. No day we measured was unreachable. 7 days predate anything we measured.
90 days ago
today
- reachable
- 100.0%
- longest outage
- none in the window
- last cause
- nothing recorded
- reachable
- degraded — answered, could not finish
- unreachable
- not measured
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- 8 Aug – 14 Aug: 7 days not measured
What changed
- 31 Jul 2026 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)
Capabilities
| capability | measured | declared | age |
|---|---|---|---|
| MSSP | ✕ absent | – silent |
Declared by the game
- name
- Telehack
1 is past its refresh window. Old, not wrong.