Telehack
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telehack.com 23answering since 31 Jul 2026
119 connected
measured
Connect screen
Connected to TELEHACK port 74 It is 6:54 pm on Friday, November 6, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA. There are 119 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network. May the command line live forever. Command, one of the following: 2048 ? a2 ac advent basic bf c8 calc callsign cat clear clock cowsay date ddate delta diff echo exit factor figlet file finger fnord grep joke mac marquee minesweeper morse netstat newuser notes octopus phoon pig ping pong privacy rand recover rfc rig rockets roll rot13 run salvo sudoku traceroute units uptime usenet users uumap uupath uuplot weather when More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list. Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command. .
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Connected to TELEHACK port 74 It is 6:54 pm on Friday, November 6, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA. There are 119 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network. May the command line live forever. Command, one of the following: 2048 ? a2 ac advent basic bf c8 calc callsign cat clear clock cowsay date ddate delta diff echo exit factor figlet file finger fnord grep joke mac marquee minesweeper morse netstat newuser notes octopus phoon pig ping pong privacy rand recover rfc rig rockets roll rot13 run salvo sudoku traceroute units uptime usenet users uumap uupath uuplot weather when More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list. Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command. .
Connections by hour
Busiest Tuesday afternoons, 13:00–13:59.
times in UTC · 8-week rolling average
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| day | quietest | busiest | at | not measured | no count |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | 120 | 138 | 20:00 | – | – |
| Tue | 123 | 562 | 13:00 | – | – |
| Wed | 129 | 146 | 17:00 | – | – |
| Thu | 130 | 152 | 13:00 | – | – |
| Fri | 101 | 136 | 16:00 | – | – |
| Sat | 118 | 141 | 21:00 | – | – |
| Sun | 119 | 133 | 20:00 | – | – |
How many, over time
Typically 133 on, peaking at 149, over 1 of 1 day.
days in UTC · 12 Oct 2026 – 12 Oct 2026
149 at the top
1 of 1 day counted
- mean of the counts we read that day
- lowest to highest count that day
- probed, no count could be read
- not measured — a break in the line
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- 12 Oct: typically 133, peak 149, 1 day counted
Reachable
reachable · last 90 days
Reachable 100.0% of the 85 days we have measured. No day we measured was unreachable. 5 days predate anything we measured.
90 days ago
today
- reachable
- 100.0%
- longest outage
- none in the window
- last cause
- nothing recorded
- reachable
- degraded — answered, could not finish
- unreachable
- not measured
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- 10 Aug – 14 Aug: 5 days not measured
What changed
- 31 Jul 2026 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)
Capabilities
| capability | measured | declared | age |
|---|---|---|---|
| MSSP | ✕ absent | – silent |
Declared by the game
- name
- Telehack
1 is past its refresh window. Old, not wrong.