TELEHACK [unclaimed]
telnet telehack.com 23
Players now: 117 (measured, 24m)
Reachable: 100.0% of the last 90 days
When people are on (UTC)
Busiest Tuesday afternoons, 13:00–13:59.
Mon — peak 138 at 20:00
Tue — peak 562 at 13:00
Wed — peak 146 at 17:00
Thu — peak 152 at 13:00
Fri — peak 136 at 16:00
Sat — peak 141 at 21:00
Sun — peak 133 at 20:00
counted = we got in and read a number, including a measured zero
uncounted = we got in and no number could be read
not measured = we have no measurement for that hour
How many, over time (8 Oct 2026 – 8 Oct 2026, UTC)
Typically 137 on, peaking at 146, over 1 of 1 day.
8 Oct: typically 137, peak 146, 1 day counted
earlier: ?from=2026-10-07&to=2026-10-07&plain=1
a week is summarised over the days in it we counted; a week with none says so
Reachable (last 90 days)
Reachable 100.0% of the 85 days we have measured. No day we measured was
unreachable. 5 days predate anything we measured.
10 Aug – 14 Aug: 5 days not measured
Capabilities (0 of 1 disagree)
MSSP measured: NO declared: -
Declared by the game
name Telehack (declared, 2mo, stale)
Connect screen
[connect screen: 23 lines, text only]
Connected to TELEHACK port 80
It is 12:56 am on Saturday, November 7, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA.
There are 117 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network.
May the command line live forever.
Command, one of the following:
a2 ac advent aquarium basic bf
c8 cal callsign cat ching clock
date ddate diff echo eliza exit
factor figlet file finger fnord geoip
grep head help ipaddr liff login
marquee md5 minesweeper morse netstat notes
phoon pig pong primes qr rainbow
rand recover rfc rig rockets roll
rot13 sleep starwars sudoku traceroute typespeed
usenet uumap uuplot weather when zc
More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list.
Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command.
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What changed
2026-07-31 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)