Telehack
Unclaimed — everything here was measured. Claim this game
telehack.com 23answering since 31 Jul 2026
116 connected
measured
Connect screen
Connected to TELEHACK port 162 It is 2:44 am on Thursday, November 5, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA. There are 116 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network. May the command line live forever. Command, one of the following: 2048 ? a2 advent aquarium basic bf cal callsign ching clear clock ddate delta diff echo eliza exit factor figlet file finger geoip grep head ipaddr joke liff login marquee minesweeper netstat notes phoon pig ping pong primes privacy qr rain rainbow rand recover rfc roll run salvo starwars sudoku tail today uptime usenet users uumap weather when zc zork More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list. Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command. .
read as text
Connected to TELEHACK port 162 It is 2:44 am on Thursday, November 5, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA. There are 116 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network. May the command line live forever. Command, one of the following: 2048 ? a2 advent aquarium basic bf cal callsign ching clear clock ddate delta diff echo eliza exit factor figlet file finger geoip grep head ipaddr joke liff login marquee minesweeper netstat notes phoon pig ping pong primes privacy qr rain rainbow rand recover rfc roll run salvo starwars sudoku tail today uptime usenet users uumap weather when zc zork More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list. Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command. .
Connections by hour
Busiest Tuesday afternoons, 13:00–13:59.
times in UTC · 8-week rolling average
read as text — 7 rows
| day | quietest | busiest | at | not measured | no count |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | 120 | 138 | 20:00 | – | – |
| Tue | 123 | 562 | 13:00 | – | – |
| Wed | 129 | 146 | 17:00 | – | – |
| Thu | 130 | 152 | 13:00 | – | – |
| Fri | 101 | 137 | 18:00 | – | – |
| Sat | 120 | 141 | 21:00 | – | – |
| Sun | 119 | 136 | 00:00 | – | – |
How many, over time
Typically 130 on, peaking at 1413, over 30 of 30 days. Steady across the range.
days in UTC · 7 Oct 2026 – 5 Nov 2026
1413 at the top
30 of 30 days counted
- mean of the counts we read that day
- lowest to highest count that day
- probed, no count could be read
- not measured — a break in the line
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- 7 Oct–13 Oct: typically 136, peak 211, 7 days counted
- 14 Oct–20 Oct: typically 134, peak 168, 7 days counted
- 21 Oct–27 Oct: typically 124, peak 1413, 7 days counted
- 28 Oct–3 Nov: typically 123, peak 146, 7 days counted
- 4 Nov–5 Nov: typically 135, peak 147, 2 days counted
Reachable
reachable · last 90 days
Reachable 100.0% of the 83 days we have measured. No day we measured was unreachable. 7 days predate anything we measured.
90 days ago
today
- reachable
- 100.0%
- longest outage
- none in the window
- last cause
- nothing recorded
- reachable
- degraded — answered, could not finish
- unreachable
- not measured
read as text
- 8 Aug – 14 Aug: 7 days not measured
What changed
- 31 Jul 2026 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)
Capabilities
| capability | measured | declared | age |
|---|---|---|---|
| MSSP | ✕ absent | – silent |
Declared by the game
- name
- Telehack
1 is past its refresh window. Old, not wrong.