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Telehack

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telehack.com 23answering since 31 Jul 2026

138 connected

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Connect screen

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Connected to TELEHACK port 201

It is 12:53 pm on Friday, November 6, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA.
There are 138 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network.

May the command line live forever.

Command, one of the following:
  ?            a2           ac           aquarium     basic        bf
  c8           cal          calc         callsign     cat          ching
  clear        cowsay       date         diff         echo         eliza
  file         finger       fnord        geoip        gif          grep
  liff         login        mac          md5          minesweeper  more
  morse        newuser      phoon        pig          ping         pong
  privacy      qr           rain         rainbow      rand         recover
  rig          rockets      roll         rot13        run          salvo
  sleep        starwars     sudoku       tail         typespeed    units
  uptime       uumap        uupath       uuplot       weather      zork

More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list.
Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command.
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as sent by the server 77×23 no colour captured

Connections by hour

Busiest Tuesday afternoons, 13:00–13:59.

times in UTC · 8-week rolling average

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Players on by day, in UTC. 8-week rolling average.
day quietest busiest at not measured no count
Mon120 138 20:00– –
Tue123 562 13:00– –
Wed129 146 17:00– –
Thu130 152 13:00– –
Fri101 136 16:00– –
Sat118 141 21:00– –
Sun119 136 00:00– –

How many, over time

Typically 137 on, peaking at 211, over 11 of 11 days. Down about 16% from the start of the range to the end.

days in UTC · 4 Oct 2026 – 14 Oct 2026

4 Oct 2026 — 149 on average, 143–156 across 12 probes5 Oct 2026 — 160 on average, 145–179 across 12 probes6 Oct 2026 — 171 on average, 166–182 across 12 probes7 Oct 2026 — 163 on average, 129–211 across 12 probes8 Oct 2026 — 137 on average, 124–146 across 12 probes9 Oct 2026 — 138 on average, 127–153 across 12 probes10 Oct 2026 — 123 on average, 120–128 across 11 probes11 Oct 2026 — 124 on average, 119–132 across 12 probes12 Oct 2026 — 133 on average, 126–149 across 12 probes13 Oct 2026 — 136 on average, 130–143 across 12 probes14 Oct 2026 — 134 on average, 127–143 across 12 probes
211 at the top 11 of 11 days counted
  • mean of the counts we read that day
  • lowest to highest count that day
  • probed, no count could be read
  • not measured — a break in the line
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  • 4 Oct–10 Oct: typically 149, peak 211, 7 days counted
  • 11 Oct–14 Oct: typically 134, peak 149, 4 days counted

Reachable

reachable · last 90 days

Reachable 100.0% of the 84 days we have measured. No day we measured was unreachable. 6 days predate anything we measured.

90 days ago today
reachable
100.0%
longest outage
none in the window
last cause
nothing recorded
  • reachable
  • degraded — answered, could not finish
  • unreachable
  • not measured
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  • 9 Aug – 14 Aug: 6 days not measured

What changed

  1. 31 Jul 2026 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)

Capabilities

None of the 1 disagree.
capability measured declared age
MSSP ✕ absent – silent

Declared by the game

name
Telehack

1 is past its refresh window. Old, not wrong.