Telehack
Unclaimed — everything here was measured. Claim this game
telehack.com 23answering since 31 Jul 2026
121 connected
measured
Connect screen
Connected to TELEHACK port 147 It is 12:50 am on Friday, November 6, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA. There are 121 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network. May the command line live forever. Command, one of the following: ? a2 aquarium basic bf c8 cal callsign cat ching clear clock cowsay date delta diff dir echo eliza exit factor figlet file finger fnord gif grep head help joke login mac marquee more morse newuser notes octopus pig ping primes privacy qr rain rainbow recover rfc rockets roll rot13 run sleep starwars tail typespeed usenet uupath uuplot zc zork More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list. Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command. .
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Connected to TELEHACK port 147 It is 12:50 am on Friday, November 6, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA. There are 121 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network. May the command line live forever. Command, one of the following: ? a2 aquarium basic bf c8 cal callsign cat ching clear clock cowsay date delta diff dir echo eliza exit factor figlet file finger fnord gif grep head help joke login mac marquee more morse newuser notes octopus pig ping primes privacy qr rain rainbow recover rfc rockets roll rot13 run sleep starwars tail typespeed usenet uupath uuplot zc zork More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list. Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command. .
Connections by hour
Busiest Tuesday afternoons, 13:00–13:59.
times in UTC · 8-week rolling average
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| day | quietest | busiest | at | not measured | no count |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | 120 | 138 | 20:00 | – | – |
| Tue | 123 | 562 | 13:00 | – | – |
| Wed | 129 | 146 | 17:00 | – | – |
| Thu | 130 | 152 | 13:00 | – | – |
| Fri | 101 | 136 | 16:00 | – | – |
| Sat | 118 | 141 | 21:00 | – | – |
| Sun | 119 | 136 | 00:00 | – | – |
How many, over time
Typically 136 on, peaking at 211, over 30 of 30 days. Steady across the range.
days in UTC · 26 Sep 2026 – 25 Oct 2026
211 at the top
30 of 30 days counted
- mean of the counts we read that day
- lowest to highest count that day
- probed, no count could be read
- not measured — a break in the line
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- 26 Sep–2 Oct: typically 148, peak 163, 7 days counted
- 3 Oct–9 Oct: typically 149, peak 211, 7 days counted
- 10 Oct–16 Oct: typically 133, peak 149, 7 days counted
- 17 Oct–23 Oct: typically 133, peak 168, 7 days counted
- 24 Oct–25 Oct: typically 123, peak 128, 2 days counted
Reachable
reachable · last 90 days
Reachable 100.0% of the 84 days we have measured. No day we measured was unreachable. 6 days predate anything we measured.
90 days ago
today
- reachable
- 100.0%
- longest outage
- none in the window
- last cause
- nothing recorded
- reachable
- degraded — answered, could not finish
- unreachable
- not measured
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- 9 Aug – 14 Aug: 6 days not measured
What changed
- 31 Jul 2026 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)
Capabilities
| capability | measured | declared | age |
|---|---|---|---|
| MSSP | ✕ absent | – silent |
Declared by the game
- name
- Telehack
1 is past its refresh window. Old, not wrong.