TELEHACK [unclaimed]
telnet telehack.com 23
Players now: 121 (measured, 85m)
Reachable: 100.0% of the last 90 days
When people are on (UTC)
Busiest Tuesday afternoons, 13:00–13:59.
Mon — peak 138 at 20:00
Tue — peak 562 at 13:00
Wed — peak 146 at 17:00
Thu — peak 152 at 13:00
Fri — peak 136 at 16:00
Sat — peak 141 at 21:00
Sun — peak 136 at 00:00
counted = we got in and read a number, including a measured zero
uncounted = we got in and no number could be read
not measured = we have no measurement for that hour
How many, over time (26 Sep 2026 – 25 Oct 2026, UTC)
Typically 136 on, peaking at 211, over 30 of 30 days. Steady across the range.
26 Sep–2 Oct: typically 148, peak 163, 7 days counted
3 Oct–9 Oct: typically 149, peak 211, 7 days counted
10 Oct–16 Oct: typically 133, peak 149, 7 days counted
17 Oct–23 Oct: typically 133, peak 168, 7 days counted
24 Oct–25 Oct: typically 123, peak 128, 2 days counted
earlier: ?from=2026-08-27&to=2026-09-25&plain=1
a week is summarised over the days in it we counted; a week with none says so
Reachable (last 90 days)
Reachable 100.0% of the 84 days we have measured. No day we measured was
unreachable. 6 days predate anything we measured.
9 Aug – 14 Aug: 6 days not measured
Capabilities (0 of 1 disagree)
MSSP measured: NO declared: -
Declared by the game
name Telehack (declared, 2mo, stale)
Connect screen
[connect screen: 23 lines, text only]
Connected to TELEHACK port 147
It is 12:50 am on Friday, November 6, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA.
There are 121 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network.
May the command line live forever.
Command, one of the following:
? a2 aquarium basic bf c8
cal callsign cat ching clear clock
cowsay date delta diff dir echo
eliza exit factor figlet file finger
fnord gif grep head help joke
login mac marquee more morse newuser
notes octopus pig ping primes privacy
qr rain rainbow recover rfc rockets
roll rot13 run sleep starwars tail
typespeed usenet uupath uuplot zc zork
More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list.
Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command.
.
What changed
2026-07-31 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)