Telehack
Unclaimed — everything here was measured. Claim this game
telehack.com 23answering since 31 Jul 2026
138 connected
measured
Connect screen
Connected to TELEHACK port 201 It is 12:53 pm on Friday, November 6, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA. There are 138 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network. May the command line live forever. Command, one of the following: ? a2 ac aquarium basic bf c8 cal calc callsign cat ching clear cowsay date diff echo eliza file finger fnord geoip gif grep liff login mac md5 minesweeper more morse newuser phoon pig ping pong privacy qr rain rainbow rand recover rig rockets roll rot13 run salvo sleep starwars sudoku tail typespeed units uptime uumap uupath uuplot weather zork More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list. Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command. .
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Connected to TELEHACK port 201 It is 12:53 pm on Friday, November 6, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA. There are 138 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network. May the command line live forever. Command, one of the following: ? a2 ac aquarium basic bf c8 cal calc callsign cat ching clear cowsay date diff echo eliza file finger fnord geoip gif grep liff login mac md5 minesweeper more morse newuser phoon pig ping pong privacy qr rain rainbow rand recover rig rockets roll rot13 run salvo sleep starwars sudoku tail typespeed units uptime uumap uupath uuplot weather zork More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list. Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command. .
Connections by hour
Busiest Tuesday afternoons, 13:00–13:59.
times in UTC · 8-week rolling average
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| day | quietest | busiest | at | not measured | no count |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | 120 | 138 | 20:00 | – | – |
| Tue | 123 | 562 | 13:00 | – | – |
| Wed | 129 | 146 | 17:00 | – | – |
| Thu | 130 | 152 | 13:00 | – | – |
| Fri | 101 | 136 | 16:00 | – | – |
| Sat | 118 | 141 | 21:00 | – | – |
| Sun | 119 | 136 | 00:00 | – | – |
How many, over time
Typically 116 on, peaking at 148, over 8 of 11 days. Steady across the range.
days in UTC · 12 Sep 2026 – 22 Sep 2026
148 at the top
8 of 11 days counted
- mean of the counts we read that day
- lowest to highest count that day
- probed, no count could be read
- not measured — a break in the line
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- 12 Sep–18 Sep: typically 125, peak 148, 4 days counted, 3 days probed without a count
- 19 Sep–22 Sep: typically 116, peak 142, 4 days counted
Reachable
reachable · last 90 days
Reachable 100.0% of the 84 days we have measured. No day we measured was unreachable. 6 days predate anything we measured.
90 days ago
today
- reachable
- 100.0%
- longest outage
- none in the window
- last cause
- nothing recorded
- reachable
- degraded — answered, could not finish
- unreachable
- not measured
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- 9 Aug – 14 Aug: 6 days not measured
What changed
- 31 Jul 2026 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)
Capabilities
| capability | measured | declared | age |
|---|---|---|---|
| MSSP | ✕ absent | – silent |
Declared by the game
- name
- Telehack
1 is past its refresh window. Old, not wrong.