Telehack
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telehack.com 23answering since 31 Jul 2026
135 connected
measured
Connect screen
Connected to TELEHACK port 202 It is 3:06 pm on Sunday, November 8, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA. There are 135 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network. May the command line live forever. Command, one of the following: 2048 ? a2 advent aquarium basic bf c8 calc callsign cat ching clear cowsay delta diff eliza exit factor figlet finger fnord grep head ipaddr joke liff login mac marquee md5 more morse netstat newuser phoon pig ping pong primes qr rainbow rfc rig rockets roll rot13 run salvo sleep starwars sudoku tail traceroute uptime usenet users weather when zork More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list. Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command. .
read as text
Connected to TELEHACK port 202 It is 3:06 pm on Sunday, November 8, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA. There are 135 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network. May the command line live forever. Command, one of the following: 2048 ? a2 advent aquarium basic bf c8 calc callsign cat ching clear cowsay delta diff eliza exit factor figlet finger fnord grep head ipaddr joke liff login mac marquee md5 more morse netstat newuser phoon pig ping pong primes qr rainbow rfc rig rockets roll rot13 run salvo sleep starwars sudoku tail traceroute uptime usenet users weather when zork More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list. Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command. .
Connections by hour
Busiest Tuesday afternoons, 13:00–13:59.
times in UTC · 8-week rolling average
read as text — 7 rows
| day | quietest | busiest | at | not measured | no count |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | 120 | 138 | 20:00 | – | – |
| Tue | 123 | 562 | 13:00 | – | – |
| Wed | 129 | 146 | 17:00 | – | – |
| Thu | 130 | 152 | 13:00 | – | – |
| Fri | 101 | 136 | 16:00 | – | – |
| Sat | 118 | 141 | 21:00 | – | – |
| Sun | 119 | 132 | 00:00 | – | – |
How many, over time
Typically 135 on, peaking at 211, over 26 of 30 days. Up about 36% from the start of the range to the end.
days in UTC · 11 Sep 2026 – 10 Oct 2026
211 at the top
26 of 30 days counted
- mean of the counts we read that day
- lowest to highest count that day
- probed, no count could be read
- not measured — a break in the line
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- 11 Sep–17 Sep: typically 125, peak 148, 3 days counted, 4 days probed without a count
- 18 Sep–24 Sep: typically 116, peak 142, 7 days counted
- 25 Sep–1 Oct: typically 145, peak 161, 7 days counted
- 2 Oct–8 Oct: typically 157, peak 211, 7 days counted
- 9 Oct–10 Oct: typically 138, peak 153, 2 days counted
Reachable
reachable · last 90 days
Reachable 100.0% of the 87 days we have measured. No day we measured was unreachable. 3 days predate anything we measured.
90 days ago
today
- reachable
- 100.0%
- longest outage
- none in the window
- last cause
- nothing recorded
- reachable
- degraded — answered, could not finish
- unreachable
- not measured
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- 12 Aug – 14 Aug: 3 days not measured
What changed
- 31 Jul 2026 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)
Capabilities
| capability | measured | declared | age |
|---|---|---|---|
| MSSP | ✕ absent | – silent |
Declared by the game
- name
- Telehack
1 is past its refresh window. Old, not wrong.