Telehack
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telehack.com 23answering since 31 Jul 2026
132 connected
measured
Connect screen
Connected to TELEHACK port 88 It is 2:53 pm on Friday, November 6, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA. There are 132 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network. May the command line live forever. Command, one of the following: ? ac advent aquarium basic bf c8 cal callsign ching clear clock date delta diff eliza factor figlet file fnord geoip gif grep head help ipaddr joke login marquee md5 more netstat newuser notes octopus phoon pig pong primes privacy qr recover rockets roll run salvo sleep starwars sudoku tail today traceroute typespeed uptime usenet uumap uupath uuplot weather zc More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list. Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command. .
read as text
Connected to TELEHACK port 88 It is 2:53 pm on Friday, November 6, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA. There are 132 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network. May the command line live forever. Command, one of the following: ? ac advent aquarium basic bf c8 cal callsign ching clear clock date delta diff eliza factor figlet file fnord geoip gif grep head help ipaddr joke login marquee md5 more netstat newuser notes octopus phoon pig pong primes privacy qr recover rockets roll run salvo sleep starwars sudoku tail today traceroute typespeed uptime usenet uumap uupath uuplot weather zc More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list. Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command. .
Connections by hour
Busiest Tuesday afternoons, 13:00–13:59.
times in UTC · 8-week rolling average
read as text — 7 rows
| day | quietest | busiest | at | not measured | no count |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | 120 | 138 | 20:00 | – | – |
| Tue | 123 | 562 | 13:00 | – | – |
| Wed | 129 | 146 | 17:00 | – | – |
| Thu | 130 | 152 | 13:00 | – | – |
| Fri | 101 | 136 | 16:00 | – | – |
| Sat | 118 | 141 | 21:00 | – | – |
| Sun | 119 | 136 | 00:00 | – | – |
How many, over time
Typically 135 on, peaking at 211, over 24 of 30 days. Up about 41% from the start of the range to the end.
days in UTC · 9 Sep 2026 – 8 Oct 2026
211 at the top
24 of 30 days counted
- mean of the counts we read that day
- lowest to highest count that day
- probed, no count could be read
- not measured — a break in the line
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- 9 Sep–15 Sep: typically 125, peak 125, 1 day counted, 6 days probed without a count
- 16 Sep–22 Sep: typically 104, peak 148, 7 days counted
- 23 Sep–29 Sep: typically 135, peak 161, 7 days counted
- 30 Sep–6 Oct: typically 151, peak 182, 7 days counted
- 7 Oct–8 Oct: typically 163, peak 211, 2 days counted
Reachable
reachable · last 90 days
Reachable 100.0% of the 85 days we have measured. No day we measured was unreachable. 5 days predate anything we measured.
90 days ago
today
- reachable
- 100.0%
- longest outage
- none in the window
- last cause
- nothing recorded
- reachable
- degraded — answered, could not finish
- unreachable
- not measured
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- 10 Aug – 14 Aug: 5 days not measured
What changed
- 31 Jul 2026 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)
Capabilities
| capability | measured | declared | age |
|---|---|---|---|
| MSSP | ✕ absent | – silent |
Declared by the game
- name
- Telehack
1 is past its refresh window. Old, not wrong.