Telehack
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telehack.com 23answering since 31 Jul 2026
118 connected
measured
Connect screen
Connected to TELEHACK port 63 It is 4:45 am on Thursday, November 5, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA. There are 118 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network. May the command line live forever. Command, one of the following: 2048 ? a2 advent aquarium bf c8 cal calc callsign cat clear clock date ddate delta eliza exit figlet file geoip gif ipaddr joke mac marquee md5 minesweeper more morse newuser notes phoon pig ping pong primes privacy rainbow rand recover rfc rig rockets rot13 run salvo starwars sudoku tail traceroute typespeed units uptime usenet uupath uuplot weather when zork More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list. Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command. .
read as text
Connected to TELEHACK port 63 It is 4:45 am on Thursday, November 5, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA. There are 118 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network. May the command line live forever. Command, one of the following: 2048 ? a2 advent aquarium bf c8 cal calc callsign cat clear clock date ddate delta eliza exit figlet file geoip gif ipaddr joke mac marquee md5 minesweeper more morse newuser notes phoon pig ping pong primes privacy rainbow rand recover rfc rig rockets rot13 run salvo starwars sudoku tail traceroute typespeed units uptime usenet uupath uuplot weather when zork More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list. Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command. .
Connections by hour
Busiest Tuesday afternoons, 13:00–13:59.
times in UTC · 8-week rolling average
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| day | quietest | busiest | at | not measured | no count |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | 120 | 138 | 20:00 | – | – |
| Tue | 123 | 562 | 13:00 | – | – |
| Wed | 129 | 146 | 17:00 | – | – |
| Thu | 130 | 152 | 13:00 | – | – |
| Fri | 101 | 137 | 18:00 | – | – |
| Sat | 120 | 141 | 21:00 | – | – |
| Sun | 119 | 136 | 00:00 | – | – |
How many, over time
Typically 135 on, peaking at 182, over 22 of 30 days. Up about 43% from the start of the range to the end.
days in UTC · 7 Sep 2026 – 6 Oct 2026
182 at the top
22 of 30 days counted
- mean of the counts we read that day
- lowest to highest count that day
- probed, no count could be read
- not measured — a break in the line
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- 7 Sep–13 Sep: probed, no count could be read
- 14 Sep–20 Sep: typically 104, peak 148, 6 days counted, 1 day probed without a count
- 21 Sep–27 Sep: typically 122, peak 149, 7 days counted
- 28 Sep–4 Oct: typically 149, peak 163, 7 days counted
- 5 Oct–6 Oct: typically 171, peak 182, 2 days counted
Reachable
reachable · last 90 days
Reachable 100.0% of the 83 days we have measured. No day we measured was unreachable. 7 days predate anything we measured.
90 days ago
today
- reachable
- 100.0%
- longest outage
- none in the window
- last cause
- nothing recorded
- reachable
- degraded — answered, could not finish
- unreachable
- not measured
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- 8 Aug – 14 Aug: 7 days not measured
What changed
- 31 Jul 2026 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)
Capabilities
| capability | measured | declared | age |
|---|---|---|---|
| MSSP | ✕ absent | – silent |
Declared by the game
- name
- Telehack
1 is past its refresh window. Old, not wrong.