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Telehack

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telehack.com 23answering since 31 Jul 2026

121 connected

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Connect screen

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Connected to TELEHACK port 147

It is 12:50 am on Friday, November 6, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA.
There are 121 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network.

May the command line live forever.

Command, one of the following:
  ?            a2           aquarium     basic        bf           c8
  cal          callsign     cat          ching        clear        clock
  cowsay       date         delta        diff         dir          echo
  eliza        exit         factor       figlet       file         finger
  fnord        gif          grep         head         help         joke
  login        mac          marquee      more         morse        newuser
  notes        octopus      pig          ping         primes       privacy
  qr           rain         rainbow      recover      rfc          rockets
  roll         rot13        run          sleep        starwars     tail
  typespeed    usenet       uupath       uuplot       zc           zork

More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list.
Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command.
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as sent by the server 77×23 no colour captured

Connections by hour

Busiest Tuesday afternoons, 13:00–13:59.

times in UTC · 8-week rolling average

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Players on by day, in UTC. 8-week rolling average.
day quietest busiest at not measured no count
Mon120 138 20:00– –
Tue123 562 13:00– –
Wed129 146 17:00– –
Thu130 152 13:00– –
Fri101 136 16:00– –
Sat118 141 21:00– –
Sun119 136 00:00– –

How many, over time

Typically 120 on, peaking at 149, over 11 of 30 days. Up about 15% from the start of the range to the end.

days in UTC · 27 Aug 2026 – 25 Sep 2026

27 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read28 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read29 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read30 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read31 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read1 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read2 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read3 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read4 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read5 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read6 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read7 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read8 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read9 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read10 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read11 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read12 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read13 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read14 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read27 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read28 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read29 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read30 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read31 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read1 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read2 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read3 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read4 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read5 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read6 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read7 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read8 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read9 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read10 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read11 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read12 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read13 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read14 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read15 Sep 2026 — 125 players, every one of 1 probe16 Sep 2026 — 133 on average, 120–148 across 9 probes17 Sep 2026 — 71 on average, 37–96 across 12 probes18 Sep 2026 — 103 on average, 88–115 across 12 probes19 Sep 2026 — 100 on average, 91–111 across 12 probes20 Sep 2026 — 104 on average, 97–142 across 12 probes21 Sep 2026 — 116 on average, 112–126 across 12 probes22 Sep 2026 — 120 on average, 112–126 across 11 probes23 Sep 2026 — 122 on average, 116–127 across 12 probes24 Sep 2026 — 122 on average, 112–130 across 12 probes25 Sep 2026 — 135 on average, 117–149 across 12 probes
149 at the top 11 of 30 days counted
  • mean of the counts we read that day
  • lowest to highest count that day
  • probed, no count could be read
  • not measured — a break in the line
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  • 27 Aug–2 Sep: probed, no count could be read
  • 3 Sep–9 Sep: probed, no count could be read
  • 10 Sep–16 Sep: typically 133, peak 148, 2 days counted, 5 days probed without a count
  • 17 Sep–23 Sep: typically 104, peak 142, 7 days counted
  • 24 Sep–25 Sep: typically 135, peak 149, 2 days counted

Reachable

reachable · last 90 days

Reachable 100.0% of the 84 days we have measured. No day we measured was unreachable. 6 days predate anything we measured.

90 days ago today
reachable
100.0%
longest outage
none in the window
last cause
nothing recorded
  • reachable
  • degraded — answered, could not finish
  • unreachable
  • not measured
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  • 9 Aug – 14 Aug: 6 days not measured

What changed

  1. 31 Jul 2026 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)

Capabilities

None of the 1 disagree.
capability measured declared age
MSSP ✕ absent – silent

Declared by the game

name
Telehack

1 is past its refresh window. Old, not wrong.