TELEHACK [unclaimed]
telnet telehack.com 23
Players now: 135 (measured, 89m)
Reachable: 100.0% of the last 90 days
When people are on (UTC)
Busiest Tuesday afternoons, 13:00–13:59.
Mon — peak 138 at 20:00
Tue — peak 562 at 13:00
Wed — peak 146 at 17:00
Thu — peak 152 at 13:00
Fri — peak 136 at 16:00
Sat — peak 141 at 21:00
Sun — peak 132 at 00:00
counted = we got in and read a number, including a measured zero
uncounted = we got in and no number could be read
not measured = we have no measurement for that hour
How many, over time (12 Aug 2026 – 9 Nov 2026, UTC)
Typically 130 on, peaking at 1413, over 55 of 90 days. Steady across the range.
12 Aug–18 Aug: probed, no count could be read
19 Aug–25 Aug: probed, no count could be read
26 Aug–1 Sep: probed, no count could be read
2 Sep–8 Sep: probed, no count could be read
9 Sep–15 Sep: typically 125, peak 125, 1 day counted, 6 days probed without a
count
16 Sep–22 Sep: typically 104, peak 148, 7 days counted
23 Sep–29 Sep: typically 135, peak 161, 7 days counted
30 Sep–6 Oct: typically 151, peak 182, 7 days counted
7 Oct–13 Oct: typically 136, peak 211, 7 days counted
14 Oct–20 Oct: typically 134, peak 168, 7 days counted
21 Oct–27 Oct: typically 124, peak 1413, 7 days counted
28 Oct–3 Nov: typically 123, peak 146, 7 days counted
4 Nov–9 Nov: typically 126, peak 147, 5 days counted, 1 day not measured
earlier: ?from=2026-05-14&to=2026-08-11&plain=1
a week is summarised over the days in it we counted; a week with none says so
Reachable (last 90 days)
Reachable 100.0% of the 87 days we have measured. No day we measured was
unreachable. 3 days predate anything we measured.
12 Aug – 14 Aug: 3 days not measured
Capabilities (0 of 1 disagree)
MSSP measured: NO declared: -
Declared by the game
name Telehack (declared, 2mo, stale)
Connect screen
[connect screen: 23 lines, text only]
Connected to TELEHACK port 202
It is 3:06 pm on Sunday, November 8, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA.
There are 135 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network.
May the command line live forever.
Command, one of the following:
2048 ? a2 advent aquarium basic
bf c8 calc callsign cat ching
clear cowsay delta diff eliza exit
factor figlet finger fnord grep head
ipaddr joke liff login mac marquee
md5 more morse netstat newuser phoon
pig ping pong primes qr rainbow
rfc rig rockets roll rot13 run
salvo sleep starwars sudoku tail traceroute
uptime usenet users weather when zork
More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list.
Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command.
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What changed
2026-07-31 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)