TELEHACK [unclaimed]
telnet telehack.com 23
Players now: 126 (measured, 86m)
Reachable: 100.0% of the last 90 days
When people are on (UTC)
Busiest Tuesday afternoons, 13:00–13:59.
Mon — peak 138 at 20:00
Tue — peak 562 at 13:00
Wed — peak 146 at 17:00
Thu — peak 152 at 13:00
Fri — peak 136 at 16:00
Sat — peak 141 at 21:00
Sun — peak 132 at 00:00
counted = we got in and read a number, including a measured zero
uncounted = we got in and no number could be read
not measured = we have no measurement for that hour
How many, over time (11 Aug 2026 – 8 Nov 2026, UTC)
Typically 133 on, peaking at 1413, over 54 of 90 days. Steady across the range.
11 Aug–17 Aug: probed, no count could be read
18 Aug–24 Aug: probed, no count could be read
25 Aug–31 Aug: probed, no count could be read
1 Sep–7 Sep: probed, no count could be read
8 Sep–14 Sep: probed, no count could be read
15 Sep–21 Sep: typically 104, peak 148, 7 days counted
22 Sep–28 Sep: typically 134, peak 153, 7 days counted
29 Sep–5 Oct: typically 149, peak 179, 7 days counted
6 Oct–12 Oct: typically 137, peak 211, 7 days counted
13 Oct–19 Oct: typically 134, peak 168, 7 days counted
20 Oct–26 Oct: typically 130, peak 1413, 7 days counted
27 Oct–2 Nov: typically 122, peak 140, 7 days counted
3 Nov–8 Nov: typically 126, peak 147, 5 days counted, 1 day not measured
earlier: ?from=2026-05-13&to=2026-08-10&plain=1
a week is summarised over the days in it we counted; a week with none says so
Reachable (last 90 days)
Reachable 100.0% of the 86 days we have measured. No day we measured was
unreachable. 4 days predate anything we measured.
11 Aug – 14 Aug: 4 days not measured
Capabilities (0 of 1 disagree)
MSSP measured: NO declared: -
Declared by the game
name Telehack (declared, 2mo, stale)
Connect screen
[connect screen: 23 lines, text only]
Connected to TELEHACK port 104
It is 3:00 pm on Saturday, November 7, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA.
There are 126 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network.
May the command line live forever.
Command, one of the following:
2048 ? a2 advent aquarium basic
bf c8 calc clear clock cowsay
date ddate delta diff dir eliza
exit file fnord head help ipaddr
joke login mac marquee md5 minesweeper
more morse notes pig ping pong
primes privacy qr rain rainbow rand
recover rfc rig roll run salvo
sleep starwars tail traceroute usenet users
uumap uuplot weather when zc zork
More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list.
Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command.
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What changed
2026-07-31 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)