TELEHACK [unclaimed]
telnet telehack.com 23
Players now: 117 (measured, 25m)
Reachable: 100.0% of the last 90 days
When people are on (UTC)
Busiest Tuesday afternoons, 13:00–13:59.
Mon — peak 138 at 20:00
Tue — peak 562 at 13:00
Wed — peak 146 at 17:00
Thu — peak 152 at 13:00
Fri — peak 136 at 16:00
Sat — peak 141 at 21:00
Sun — peak 133 at 20:00
counted = we got in and read a number, including a measured zero
uncounted = we got in and no number could be read
not measured = we have no measurement for that hour
How many, over time (10 Aug 2026 – 7 Nov 2026, UTC)
Typically 133 on, peaking at 1413, over 54 of 90 days. Steady across the range.
10 Aug–16 Aug: probed, no count could be read
17 Aug–23 Aug: probed, no count could be read
24 Aug–30 Aug: probed, no count could be read
31 Aug–6 Sep: probed, no count could be read
7 Sep–13 Sep: probed, no count could be read
14 Sep–20 Sep: typically 104, peak 148, 6 days counted, 1 day probed without a
count
21 Sep–27 Sep: typically 122, peak 149, 7 days counted
28 Sep–4 Oct: typically 149, peak 163, 7 days counted
5 Oct–11 Oct: typically 138, peak 211, 7 days counted
12 Oct–18 Oct: typically 134, peak 168, 7 days counted
19 Oct–25 Oct: typically 130, peak 163, 7 days counted
26 Oct–1 Nov: typically 123, peak 1413, 7 days counted
2 Nov–7 Nov: typically 126, peak 147, 6 days counted
earlier: ?from=2026-05-12&to=2026-08-09&plain=1
a week is summarised over the days in it we counted; a week with none says so
Reachable (last 90 days)
Reachable 100.0% of the 85 days we have measured. No day we measured was
unreachable. 5 days predate anything we measured.
10 Aug – 14 Aug: 5 days not measured
Capabilities (0 of 1 disagree)
MSSP measured: NO declared: -
Declared by the game
name Telehack (declared, 2mo, stale)
Connect screen
[connect screen: 23 lines, text only]
Connected to TELEHACK port 80
It is 12:56 am on Saturday, November 7, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA.
There are 117 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network.
May the command line live forever.
Command, one of the following:
a2 ac advent aquarium basic bf
c8 cal callsign cat ching clock
date ddate diff echo eliza exit
factor figlet file finger fnord geoip
grep head help ipaddr liff login
marquee md5 minesweeper morse netstat notes
phoon pig pong primes qr rainbow
rand recover rfc rig rockets roll
rot13 sleep starwars sudoku traceroute typespeed
usenet uumap uuplot weather when zc
More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list.
Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command.
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What changed
2026-07-31 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)