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Telehack

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telehack.com 23answering since 31 Jul 2026

116 connected

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Connect screen

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Connected to TELEHACK port 162

It is 2:44 am on Thursday, November 5, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA.
There are 116 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network.

May the command line live forever.

Command, one of the following:
  2048         ?            a2           advent       aquarium     basic
  bf           cal          callsign     ching        clear        clock
  ddate        delta        diff         echo         eliza        exit
  factor       figlet       file         finger       geoip        grep
  head         ipaddr       joke         liff         login        marquee
  minesweeper  netstat      notes        phoon        pig          ping
  pong         primes       privacy      qr           rain         rainbow
  rand         recover      rfc          roll         run          salvo
  starwars     sudoku       tail         today        uptime       usenet
  users        uumap        weather      when         zc           zork

More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list.
Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command.
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as sent by the server 78×23 no colour captured

Connections by hour

Busiest Tuesday afternoons, 13:00–13:59.

times in UTC · 8-week rolling average

read as text — 7 rows
Players on by day, in UTC. 8-week rolling average.
day quietest busiest at not measured no count
Mon120 138 20:00– –
Tue123 562 13:00– –
Wed129 146 17:00– –
Thu130 152 13:00– –
Fri101 137 18:00– –
Sat120 141 21:00– –
Sun119 136 00:00– –

How many, over time

Typically 133 on, peaking at 1413, over 52 of 90 days. Steady across the range.

days in UTC · 8 Aug 2026 – 5 Nov 2026

15 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read16 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read17 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read18 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read19 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read20 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read21 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read22 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read23 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read24 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read25 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read26 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read27 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read28 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read29 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read30 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read31 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read1 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read2 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read3 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read4 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read5 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read6 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read7 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read8 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read9 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read10 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read11 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read12 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read13 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read14 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read8 Aug 2026 — no measurement9 Aug 2026 — no measurement10 Aug 2026 — no measurement11 Aug 2026 — no measurement12 Aug 2026 — no measurement13 Aug 2026 — no measurement14 Aug 2026 — no measurement15 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read16 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read17 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read18 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read19 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read20 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read21 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read22 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read23 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read24 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read25 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read26 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read27 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read28 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read29 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read30 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read31 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read1 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read2 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read3 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read4 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read5 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read6 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read7 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read8 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read9 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read10 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read11 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read12 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read13 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read14 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read15 Sep 2026 — 125 players, every one of 1 probe16 Sep 2026 — 133 on average, 120–148 across 9 probes17 Sep 2026 — 71 on average, 37–96 across 12 probes18 Sep 2026 — 103 on average, 88–115 across 12 probes19 Sep 2026 — 100 on average, 91–111 across 12 probes20 Sep 2026 — 104 on average, 97–142 across 12 probes21 Sep 2026 — 116 on average, 112–126 across 12 probes22 Sep 2026 — 120 on average, 112–126 across 11 probes23 Sep 2026 — 122 on average, 116–127 across 12 probes24 Sep 2026 — 122 on average, 112–130 across 12 probes25 Sep 2026 — 135 on average, 117–149 across 12 probes26 Sep 2026 — 135 on average, 127–146 across 12 probes27 Sep 2026 — 134 on average, 127–142 across 12 probes28 Sep 2026 — 145 on average, 135–153 across 12 probes29 Sep 2026 — 148 on average, 138–161 across 12 probes30 Sep 2026 — 149 on average, 140–159 across 12 probes1 Oct 2026 — 151 on average, 142–158 across 12 probes2 Oct 2026 — 157 on average, 151–163 across 12 probes3 Oct 2026 — 142 on average, 134–155 across 12 probes4 Oct 2026 — 149 on average, 143–156 across 12 probes5 Oct 2026 — 160 on average, 145–179 across 12 probes6 Oct 2026 — 171 on average, 166–182 across 12 probes7 Oct 2026 — 163 on average, 129–211 across 12 probes8 Oct 2026 — 137 on average, 124–146 across 12 probes9 Oct 2026 — 138 on average, 127–153 across 12 probes10 Oct 2026 — 123 on average, 120–128 across 11 probes11 Oct 2026 — 124 on average, 119–132 across 12 probes12 Oct 2026 — 133 on average, 126–149 across 12 probes13 Oct 2026 — 136 on average, 130–143 across 12 probes14 Oct 2026 — 134 on average, 127–143 across 12 probes15 Oct 2026 — 134 on average, 126–144 across 12 probes16 Oct 2026 — 128 on average, 121–137 across 12 probes17 Oct 2026 — 124 on average, 117–135 across 12 probes18 Oct 2026 — 155 on average, 127–168 across 12 probes19 Oct 2026 — 157 on average, 152–161 across 12 probes20 Oct 2026 — 133 on average, 120–163 across 12 probes21 Oct 2026 — 133 on average, 118–143 across 12 probes22 Oct 2026 — 130 on average, 121–143 across 12 probes23 Oct 2026 — 124 on average, 115–140 across 12 probes24 Oct 2026 — 123 on average, 115–128 across 12 probes25 Oct 2026 — 119 on average, 107–128 across 12 probes26 Oct 2026 — 223 on average, 106–1413 across 12 probes27 Oct 2026 — 116 on average, 105–129 across 12 probes28 Oct 2026 — 122 on average, 114–137 across 12 probes29 Oct 2026 — 127 on average, 116–140 across 11 probes30 Oct 2026 — 124 on average, 112–134 across 12 probes31 Oct 2026 — 123 on average, 118–130 across 12 probes1 Nov 2026 — 114 on average, 102–124 across 12 probes2 Nov 2026 — 122 on average, 110–131 across 12 probes3 Nov 2026 — 134 on average, 121–146 across 12 probes4 Nov 2026 — 135 on average, 122–147 across 12 probes5 Nov 2026 — 111 on average, 102–119 across 6 probes
1413 at the top 52 of 90 days counted
  • mean of the counts we read that day
  • lowest to highest count that day
  • probed, no count could be read
  • not measured — a break in the line
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  • 8 Aug–14 Aug: not measured
  • 15 Aug–21 Aug: probed, no count could be read
  • 22 Aug–28 Aug: probed, no count could be read
  • 29 Aug–4 Sep: probed, no count could be read
  • 5 Sep–11 Sep: probed, no count could be read
  • 12 Sep–18 Sep: typically 125, peak 148, 4 days counted, 3 days probed without a count
  • 19 Sep–25 Sep: typically 120, peak 149, 7 days counted
  • 26 Sep–2 Oct: typically 148, peak 163, 7 days counted
  • 3 Oct–9 Oct: typically 149, peak 211, 7 days counted
  • 10 Oct–16 Oct: typically 133, peak 149, 7 days counted
  • 17 Oct–23 Oct: typically 133, peak 168, 7 days counted
  • 24 Oct–30 Oct: typically 123, peak 1413, 7 days counted
  • 31 Oct–5 Nov: typically 123, peak 147, 6 days counted

Reachable

reachable · last 90 days

Reachable 100.0% of the 83 days we have measured. No day we measured was unreachable. 7 days predate anything we measured.

90 days ago today
reachable
100.0%
longest outage
none in the window
last cause
nothing recorded
  • reachable
  • degraded — answered, could not finish
  • unreachable
  • not measured
read as text
  • 8 Aug – 14 Aug: 7 days not measured

What changed

  1. 31 Jul 2026 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)

Capabilities

None of the 1 disagree.
capability measured declared age
MSSP ✕ absent – silent

Declared by the game

name
Telehack

1 is past its refresh window. Old, not wrong.