TELEHACK [unclaimed]
telnet telehack.com 23
Players now: 124 (measured, 77m)
Reachable: 100.0% of the last 90 days
When people are on (UTC)
Busiest Tuesday afternoons, 13:00–13:59.
Mon — peak 138 at 20:00
Tue — peak 562 at 13:00
Wed — peak 146 at 17:00
Thu — peak 152 at 13:00
Fri — peak 136 at 16:00
Sat — peak 141 at 21:00
Sun — peak 136 at 00:00
counted = we got in and read a number, including a measured zero
uncounted = we got in and no number could be read
not measured = we have no measurement for that hour
How many, over time (8 Aug 2026 – 5 Nov 2026, UTC)
Typically 133 on, peaking at 1413, over 52 of 90 days. Steady across the range.
8 Aug–14 Aug: not measured
15 Aug–21 Aug: probed, no count could be read
22 Aug–28 Aug: probed, no count could be read
29 Aug–4 Sep: probed, no count could be read
5 Sep–11 Sep: probed, no count could be read
12 Sep–18 Sep: typically 125, peak 148, 4 days counted, 3 days probed without
a count
19 Sep–25 Sep: typically 120, peak 149, 7 days counted
26 Sep–2 Oct: typically 148, peak 163, 7 days counted
3 Oct–9 Oct: typically 149, peak 211, 7 days counted
10 Oct–16 Oct: typically 133, peak 149, 7 days counted
17 Oct–23 Oct: typically 133, peak 168, 7 days counted
24 Oct–30 Oct: typically 123, peak 1413, 7 days counted
31 Oct–5 Nov: typically 123, peak 147, 6 days counted
earlier: ?from=2026-05-10&to=2026-08-07&plain=1
a week is summarised over the days in it we counted; a week with none says so
Reachable (last 90 days)
Reachable 100.0% of the 84 days we have measured. No day we measured was
unreachable. 6 days predate anything we measured.
9 Aug – 14 Aug: 6 days not measured
Capabilities (0 of 1 disagree)
MSSP measured: NO declared: -
Declared by the game
name Telehack (declared, 2mo, stale)
Connect screen
[connect screen: 23 lines, text only]
Connected to TELEHACK port 96
It is 4:48 pm on Thursday, November 5, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA.
There are 124 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network.
May the command line live forever.
Command, one of the following:
2048 ? a2 advent aquarium basic
bf c8 cal calc clock cowsay
date delta echo eliza factor figlet
file geoip gif grep head ipaddr
joke liff login mac marquee more
morse netstat newuser notes octopus pig
ping pong primes privacy rain rainbow
recover rfc rig rot13 run sleep
sudoku tail today traceroute typespeed uptime
usenet users uumap when zc zork
More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list.
Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command.
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What changed
2026-07-31 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)