TELEHACK [unclaimed]
telnet telehack.com 23
Players now: 117 (measured, 67m)
Reachable: 100.0% of the last 90 days
When people are on (UTC)
Busiest Tuesday afternoons, 13:00–13:59.
Mon — peak 138 at 20:00
Tue — peak 562 at 13:00
Wed — peak 146 at 17:00
Thu — peak 152 at 13:00
Fri — peak 136 at 16:00
Sat — peak 141 at 21:00
Sun — peak 136 at 00:00
counted = we got in and read a number, including a measured zero
uncounted = we got in and no number could be read
not measured = we have no measurement for that hour
How many, over time (8 Aug 2026 – 6 Sep 2026, UTC)
Probed in this range, and no player count could be read from any of it.
Reachable (last 90 days)
Reachable 100.0% of the 84 days we have measured. No day we measured was
unreachable. 6 days predate anything we measured.
9 Aug – 14 Aug: 6 days not measured
Capabilities (0 of 1 disagree)
MSSP measured: NO declared: -
Declared by the game
name Telehack (declared, 2mo, stale)
Connect screen
[connect screen: 23 lines, text only]
Connected to TELEHACK port 64
It is 6:49 pm on Thursday, November 5, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA.
There are 117 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network.
May the command line live forever.
Command, one of the following:
2048 a2 aquarium basic bf c8
cal calc callsign cat clear clock
cowsay ddate delta dir echo eliza
exit file gif grep head help
ipaddr joke liff login mac marquee
md5 minesweeper more morse newuser ping
primes qr rain rainbow rand recover
rfc rockets rot13 run sleep starwars
sudoku tail today traceroute typespeed units
uptime users uumap uupath weather zc
More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list.
Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command.
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What changed
2026-07-31 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)