Connected to TELEHACK port 128
It is 8:32 am on Thursday, September 17, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA.
There are 83 local users. There are 26649 hosts on the network.
May the command line live forever.
Command, one of the following:
2048 ? a2 ac advent aquarium
basic bf calc callsign cat ching
clear clock cowsay date ddate diff
dir echo eliza exit figlet fnord
head ipaddr liff login mac marquee
minesweeper morse netstat newuser notes pig
privacy qr rain rainbow rand recover
rfc rot13 run sleep sudoku tail
today traceroute typespeed units usenet users
uumap uupath weather when zc zork
More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list.
Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command.
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Connected to TELEHACK port 128
It is 8:32 am on Thursday, September 17, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA.
There are 83 local users. There are 26649 hosts on the network.
May the command line live forever.
Command, one of the following:
2048 ? a2 ac advent aquarium
basic bf calc callsign cat ching
clear clock cowsay date ddate diff
dir echo eliza exit figlet fnord
head ipaddr liff login mac marquee
minesweeper morse netstat newuser notes pig
privacy qr rain rainbow rand recover
rfc rot13 run sleep sudoku tail
today traceroute typespeed units usenet users
uumap uupath weather when zc zork
More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list.
Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command.
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as sent by the server·80×23·no colour·captured
Connections by hour
Busiest Thursday 17:00–17:59. 97 hours across the week have no measurement yet. 53 hours across the week answered but produced no count.
times in UTC · 8-week rolling average
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01
02
03
04
05
06
07
08
09
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
Mon
Tue
Wed
Thu
Fri
Sat
Sun
counted, including a measured zero
probed, no count could be read
no measurement in that hour
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Players on by day, in UTC. 8-week rolling average.
day
quietest
busiest
at
not measured
no count
Mon
no count in any hour
15
9
Tue
no count in any hour
16
8
Wed
125
125
23:00
16
7
Thu
120
148
17:00
9
6
Fri
37
83
15:00
10
6
Sat
no count in any hour
16
8
Sun
no count in any hour
15
9
How many, over time
Typically 125 on, peaking at 148, over 3 of 90 days.
days in UTC · 20 Jun 2026 – 17 Sep 2026
074148
JulAugSep
148 at the top3 of 90 days counted
mean of the counts we read that day
lowest to highest count that day
probed, no count could be read
not measured — a break in the line
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20 Jun–26 Jun: not measured
27 Jun–3 Jul: not measured
4 Jul–10 Jul: not measured
11 Jul–17 Jul: not measured
18 Jul–24 Jul: not measured
25 Jul–31 Jul: not measured
1 Aug–7 Aug: not measured
8 Aug–14 Aug: not measured
15 Aug–21 Aug: probed, no count could be read
22 Aug–28 Aug: probed, no count could be read
29 Aug–4 Sep: probed, no count could be read
5 Sep–11 Sep: probed, no count could be read
12 Sep–17 Sep: typically 125, peak 148, 3 days counted, 3 days probed without a count
Reachable
reachable · last 90 days
Reachable 100.0% of the 34 days we have measured. No day we measured was unreachable. 56 days predate anything we measured.
90 days agotoday
reachable
100.0%
longest outage
none in the window
last cause
nothing recorded
reachable
degraded — answered, could not finish
unreachable
not measured
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20 Jun – 14 Aug: 56 days not measured
What changed
31 Jul 2026 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)