TELEHACK [unclaimed]
telnet telehack.com 23
Players now: 95 (measured, 62m)
Reachable: 100.0% of the last 90 days
When people are on (UTC)
Busiest Thursday 15:00–15:59. 96 hours across the week have no measurement yet.
52 hours across the week answered but produced no count.
Mon — no count in any hour, 15 hours not measured, 9 hours probed but
uncountable
Tue — no count in any hour, 16 hours not measured, 8 hours probed but
uncountable
Wed — peak 125 at 23:00, 16 hours not measured, 7 hours probed but uncountable
Thu — peak 148 at 17:00, 9 hours not measured, 6 hours probed but uncountable
Fri — peak 96 at 17:00, 9 hours not measured, 5 hours probed but uncountable
Sat — no count in any hour, 16 hours not measured, 8 hours probed but
uncountable
Sun — no count in any hour, 15 hours not measured, 9 hours probed but
uncountable
counted = we got in and read a number, including a measured zero
uncounted = we got in and no number could be read
not measured = we have no measurement for that hour
How many, over time (20 Jun 2026 – 17 Sep 2026, UTC)
Typically 125 on, peaking at 148, over 3 of 90 days.
20 Jun–26 Jun: not measured
27 Jun–3 Jul: not measured
4 Jul–10 Jul: not measured
11 Jul–17 Jul: not measured
18 Jul–24 Jul: not measured
25 Jul–31 Jul: not measured
1 Aug–7 Aug: not measured
8 Aug–14 Aug: not measured
15 Aug–21 Aug: probed, no count could be read
22 Aug–28 Aug: probed, no count could be read
29 Aug–4 Sep: probed, no count could be read
5 Sep–11 Sep: probed, no count could be read
12 Sep–17 Sep: typically 125, peak 148, 3 days counted, 3 days probed without
a count
earlier: ?from=2026-03-22&to=2026-06-19&plain=1
a week is summarised over the days in it we counted; a week with none says so
Reachable (last 90 days)
Reachable 100.0% of the 34 days we have measured. No day we measured was
unreachable. 56 days predate anything we measured.
20 Jun – 14 Aug: 56 days not measured
Capabilities (0 of 1 disagree)
MSSP measured: NO declared: -
Declared by the game
name Telehack (declared, 4w, stale)
Connect screen
[connect screen: 23 lines, text only]
Connected to TELEHACK port 149
It is 12:33 pm on Thursday, September 17, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA.
There are 95 local users. There are 26649 hosts on the network.
May the command line live forever.
Command, one of the following:
? a2 ac advent aquarium basic
bf c8 calc callsign clear clock
ddate diff echo eliza exit factor
figlet finger fnord geoip gif head
help ipaddr joke liff login marquee
md5 more morse netstat newuser notes
octopus pig pong privacy rain rainbow
recover rig rockets rot13 run salvo
starwars sudoku tail today traceroute typespeed
units users uumap uupath weather zork
More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list.
Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command.
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What changed
2026-07-31 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)