TELEHACK [unclaimed]
telnet telehack.com 23
Players now: 134 (measured, 26m)
Reachable: 100.0% of the last 90 days
When people are on (UTC)
Busiest Tuesday afternoons, 13:00–13:59.
Mon — peak 138 at 20:00
Tue — peak 562 at 13:00
Wed — peak 146 at 17:00
Thu — peak 152 at 13:00
Fri — peak 136 at 16:00
Sat — peak 141 at 21:00
Sun — peak 132 at 00:00
counted = we got in and read a number, including a measured zero
uncounted = we got in and no number could be read
not measured = we have no measurement for that hour
How many, over time (3 May 2026 – 3 May 2026, UTC)
No measurement in this range.
Reachable (last 90 days)
Reachable 100.0% of the 86 days we have measured. No day we measured was
unreachable. 4 days predate anything we measured.
11 Aug – 14 Aug: 4 days not measured
Capabilities (0 of 1 disagree)
MSSP measured: NO declared: -
Declared by the game
name Telehack (declared, 2mo, stale)
Connect screen
[connect screen: 23 lines, text only]
Connected to TELEHACK port 193
It is 11:05 am on Sunday, November 8, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA.
There are 134 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network.
May the command line live forever.
Command, one of the following:
2048 ? advent aquarium c8 cal
calc callsign cat clear clock cowsay
ddate delta diff eliza exit file
finger fnord geoip head help ipaddr
joke login mac marquee minesweeper morse
netstat newuser notes octopus phoon ping
primes rainbow recover rfc rig rockets
rot13 run salvo sleep starwars tail
today typespeed units uptime usenet users
uumap uupath uuplot weather when zc
More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list.
Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command.
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What changed
2026-07-31 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)