TELEHACK [unclaimed]
telnet telehack.com 23
Players now: 120 (measured, 70m)
Reachable: 100.0% of the last 90 days
When people are on (UTC)
Busiest Tuesday afternoons, 13:00–13:59.
Mon — peak 138 at 20:00
Tue — peak 562 at 13:00
Wed — peak 146 at 17:00
Thu — peak 152 at 13:00
Fri — peak 136 at 16:00
Sat — peak 141 at 21:00
Sun — peak 133 at 20:00
counted = we got in and read a number, including a measured zero
uncounted = we got in and no number could be read
not measured = we have no measurement for that hour
How many, over time (13 Jan 2026 – 23 Jan 2026, UTC)
No measurement in this range.
Reachable (last 90 days)
Reachable 100.0% of the 85 days we have measured. No day we measured was
unreachable. 5 days predate anything we measured.
10 Aug – 14 Aug: 5 days not measured
Capabilities (0 of 1 disagree)
MSSP measured: NO declared: -
Declared by the game
name Telehack (declared, 2mo, stale)
Connect screen
[connect screen: 23 lines, text only]
Connected to TELEHACK port 115
It is 10:55 pm on Friday, November 6, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA.
There are 120 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network.
May the command line live forever.
Command, one of the following:
? advent aquarium basic c8 calc
cat ching clear clock date ddate
delta diff dir exit figlet file
finger fnord geoip gif grep head
help joke login marquee minesweeper more
netstat octopus phoon pig ping pong
primes qr rain rainbow rand recover
rfc rig rot13 run sleep starwars
sudoku today traceroute typespeed units usenet
users uumap uupath uuplot weather when
More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list.
Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command.
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What changed
2026-07-31 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)