TELEHACK [unclaimed]
telnet telehack.com 23
Players now: 135 (measured, 1h)
Reachable: 100.0% of the last 90 days
When people are on (UTC)
Busiest Tuesday afternoons, 13:00–13:59.
Mon — peak 138 at 20:00
Tue — peak 562 at 13:00
Wed — peak 146 at 17:00
Thu — peak 152 at 13:00
Fri — peak 136 at 16:00
Sat — peak 141 at 21:00
Sun — peak 132 at 00:00
counted = we got in and read a number, including a measured zero
uncounted = we got in and no number could be read
not measured = we have no measurement for that hour
How many, over time (10 Nov 2025 – 9 Nov 2026, UTC)
Typically 130 on, peaking at 1413, over 55 of 365 days. Steady across the range.
10 Nov–16 Nov: not measured
17 Nov–23 Nov: not measured
24 Nov–30 Nov: not measured
1 Dec–7 Dec: not measured
8 Dec–14 Dec: not measured
15 Dec–21 Dec: not measured
22 Dec–28 Dec: not measured
29 Dec–4 Jan: not measured
5 Jan–11 Jan: not measured
12 Jan–18 Jan: not measured
19 Jan–25 Jan: not measured
26 Jan–1 Feb: not measured
2 Feb–8 Feb: not measured
9 Feb–15 Feb: not measured
16 Feb–22 Feb: not measured
23 Feb–1 Mar: not measured
2 Mar–8 Mar: not measured
9 Mar–15 Mar: not measured
16 Mar–22 Mar: not measured
23 Mar–29 Mar: not measured
30 Mar–5 Apr: not measured
6 Apr–12 Apr: not measured
13 Apr–19 Apr: not measured
20 Apr–26 Apr: not measured
27 Apr–3 May: not measured
4 May–10 May: not measured
11 May–17 May: not measured
18 May–24 May: not measured
25 May–31 May: not measured
1 Jun–7 Jun: not measured
8 Jun–14 Jun: not measured
15 Jun–21 Jun: not measured
22 Jun–28 Jun: not measured
29 Jun–5 Jul: not measured
6 Jul–12 Jul: not measured
13 Jul–19 Jul: not measured
20 Jul–26 Jul: not measured
27 Jul–2 Aug: not measured
3 Aug–9 Aug: not measured
10 Aug–16 Aug: probed, no count could be read
17 Aug–23 Aug: probed, no count could be read
24 Aug–30 Aug: probed, no count could be read
31 Aug–6 Sep: probed, no count could be read
7 Sep–13 Sep: probed, no count could be read
14 Sep–20 Sep: typically 104, peak 148, 6 days counted, 1 day probed without a
count
21 Sep–27 Sep: typically 122, peak 149, 7 days counted
28 Sep–4 Oct: typically 149, peak 163, 7 days counted
5 Oct–11 Oct: typically 138, peak 211, 7 days counted
12 Oct–18 Oct: typically 134, peak 168, 7 days counted
19 Oct–25 Oct: typically 130, peak 163, 7 days counted
26 Oct–1 Nov: typically 123, peak 1413, 7 days counted
2 Nov–8 Nov: typically 126, peak 147, 7 days counted
9 Nov: not measured
earlier: ?from=2024-11-10&to=2025-11-09&plain=1
a week is summarised over the days in it we counted; a week with none says so
Reachable (last 90 days)
Reachable 100.0% of the 87 days we have measured. No day we measured was
unreachable. 3 days predate anything we measured.
12 Aug – 14 Aug: 3 days not measured
Capabilities (0 of 1 disagree)
MSSP measured: NO declared: -
Declared by the game
name Telehack (declared, 2mo, stale)
Connect screen
[connect screen: 23 lines, text only]
Connected to TELEHACK port 202
It is 3:06 pm on Sunday, November 8, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA.
There are 135 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network.
May the command line live forever.
Command, one of the following:
2048 ? a2 advent aquarium basic
bf c8 calc callsign cat ching
clear cowsay delta diff eliza exit
factor figlet finger fnord grep head
ipaddr joke liff login mac marquee
md5 more morse netstat newuser phoon
pig ping pong primes qr rainbow
rfc rig rockets roll rot13 run
salvo sleep starwars sudoku tail traceroute
uptime usenet users weather when zork
More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list.
Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command.
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What changed
2026-07-31 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)