TELEHACK [unclaimed]
telnet telehack.com 23
Players now: 126 (measured, 87m)
Reachable: 100.0% of the last 90 days
When people are on (UTC)
Busiest Tuesday afternoons, 13:00–13:59.
Mon — peak 138 at 20:00
Tue — peak 562 at 13:00
Wed — peak 146 at 17:00
Thu — peak 152 at 13:00
Fri — peak 136 at 16:00
Sat — peak 141 at 21:00
Sun — peak 132 at 00:00
counted = we got in and read a number, including a measured zero
uncounted = we got in and no number could be read
not measured = we have no measurement for that hour
How many, over time (9 Nov 2025 – 8 Nov 2026, UTC)
Typically 133 on, peaking at 1413, over 54 of 365 days. Steady across the range.
9 Nov–15 Nov: not measured
16 Nov–22 Nov: not measured
23 Nov–29 Nov: not measured
30 Nov–6 Dec: not measured
7 Dec–13 Dec: not measured
14 Dec–20 Dec: not measured
21 Dec–27 Dec: not measured
28 Dec–3 Jan: not measured
4 Jan–10 Jan: not measured
11 Jan–17 Jan: not measured
18 Jan–24 Jan: not measured
25 Jan–31 Jan: not measured
1 Feb–7 Feb: not measured
8 Feb–14 Feb: not measured
15 Feb–21 Feb: not measured
22 Feb–28 Feb: not measured
1 Mar–7 Mar: not measured
8 Mar–14 Mar: not measured
15 Mar–21 Mar: not measured
22 Mar–28 Mar: not measured
29 Mar–4 Apr: not measured
5 Apr–11 Apr: not measured
12 Apr–18 Apr: not measured
19 Apr–25 Apr: not measured
26 Apr–2 May: not measured
3 May–9 May: not measured
10 May–16 May: not measured
17 May–23 May: not measured
24 May–30 May: not measured
31 May–6 Jun: not measured
7 Jun–13 Jun: not measured
14 Jun–20 Jun: not measured
21 Jun–27 Jun: not measured
28 Jun–4 Jul: not measured
5 Jul–11 Jul: not measured
12 Jul–18 Jul: not measured
19 Jul–25 Jul: not measured
26 Jul–1 Aug: not measured
2 Aug–8 Aug: not measured
9 Aug–15 Aug: probed, no count could be read
16 Aug–22 Aug: probed, no count could be read
23 Aug–29 Aug: probed, no count could be read
30 Aug–5 Sep: probed, no count could be read
6 Sep–12 Sep: probed, no count could be read
13 Sep–19 Sep: typically 103, peak 148, 5 days counted, 2 days probed without
a count
20 Sep–26 Sep: typically 122, peak 149, 7 days counted
27 Sep–3 Oct: typically 148, peak 163, 7 days counted
4 Oct–10 Oct: typically 149, peak 211, 7 days counted
11 Oct–17 Oct: typically 133, peak 149, 7 days counted
18 Oct–24 Oct: typically 133, peak 168, 7 days counted
25 Oct–31 Oct: typically 123, peak 1413, 7 days counted
1 Nov–7 Nov: typically 122, peak 147, 7 days counted
8 Nov: not measured
earlier: ?from=2024-11-09&to=2025-11-08&plain=1
a week is summarised over the days in it we counted; a week with none says so
Reachable (last 90 days)
Reachable 100.0% of the 86 days we have measured. No day we measured was
unreachable. 4 days predate anything we measured.
11 Aug – 14 Aug: 4 days not measured
Capabilities (0 of 1 disagree)
MSSP measured: NO declared: -
Declared by the game
name Telehack (declared, 2mo, stale)
Connect screen
[connect screen: 23 lines, text only]
Connected to TELEHACK port 104
It is 3:00 pm on Saturday, November 7, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA.
There are 126 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network.
May the command line live forever.
Command, one of the following:
2048 ? a2 advent aquarium basic
bf c8 calc clear clock cowsay
date ddate delta diff dir eliza
exit file fnord head help ipaddr
joke login mac marquee md5 minesweeper
more morse notes pig ping pong
primes privacy qr rain rainbow rand
recover rfc rig roll run salvo
sleep starwars tail traceroute usenet users
uumap uuplot weather when zc zork
More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list.
Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command.
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What changed
2026-07-31 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)