TELEHACK [unclaimed]
telnet telehack.com 23
Players now: 117 (measured, 27m)
Reachable: 100.0% of the last 90 days
When people are on (UTC)
Busiest Tuesday afternoons, 13:00–13:59.
Mon — peak 138 at 20:00
Tue — peak 562 at 13:00
Wed — peak 146 at 17:00
Thu — peak 152 at 13:00
Fri — peak 136 at 16:00
Sat — peak 141 at 21:00
Sun — peak 133 at 20:00
counted = we got in and read a number, including a measured zero
uncounted = we got in and no number could be read
not measured = we have no measurement for that hour
How many, over time (8 Nov 2025 – 7 Nov 2026, UTC)
Typically 133 on, peaking at 1413, over 54 of 365 days. Steady across the range.
8 Nov–14 Nov: not measured
15 Nov–21 Nov: not measured
22 Nov–28 Nov: not measured
29 Nov–5 Dec: not measured
6 Dec–12 Dec: not measured
13 Dec–19 Dec: not measured
20 Dec–26 Dec: not measured
27 Dec–2 Jan: not measured
3 Jan–9 Jan: not measured
10 Jan–16 Jan: not measured
17 Jan–23 Jan: not measured
24 Jan–30 Jan: not measured
31 Jan–6 Feb: not measured
7 Feb–13 Feb: not measured
14 Feb–20 Feb: not measured
21 Feb–27 Feb: not measured
28 Feb–6 Mar: not measured
7 Mar–13 Mar: not measured
14 Mar–20 Mar: not measured
21 Mar–27 Mar: not measured
28 Mar–3 Apr: not measured
4 Apr–10 Apr: not measured
11 Apr–17 Apr: not measured
18 Apr–24 Apr: not measured
25 Apr–1 May: not measured
2 May–8 May: not measured
9 May–15 May: not measured
16 May–22 May: not measured
23 May–29 May: not measured
30 May–5 Jun: not measured
6 Jun–12 Jun: not measured
13 Jun–19 Jun: not measured
20 Jun–26 Jun: not measured
27 Jun–3 Jul: not measured
4 Jul–10 Jul: not measured
11 Jul–17 Jul: not measured
18 Jul–24 Jul: not measured
25 Jul–31 Jul: not measured
1 Aug–7 Aug: not measured
8 Aug–14 Aug: not measured
15 Aug–21 Aug: probed, no count could be read
22 Aug–28 Aug: probed, no count could be read
29 Aug–4 Sep: probed, no count could be read
5 Sep–11 Sep: probed, no count could be read
12 Sep–18 Sep: typically 125, peak 148, 4 days counted, 3 days probed without
a count
19 Sep–25 Sep: typically 120, peak 149, 7 days counted
26 Sep–2 Oct: typically 148, peak 163, 7 days counted
3 Oct–9 Oct: typically 149, peak 211, 7 days counted
10 Oct–16 Oct: typically 133, peak 149, 7 days counted
17 Oct–23 Oct: typically 133, peak 168, 7 days counted
24 Oct–30 Oct: typically 123, peak 1413, 7 days counted
31 Oct–6 Nov: typically 123, peak 147, 7 days counted
7 Nov: typically 120, peak 122, 1 day counted
earlier: ?from=2024-11-08&to=2025-11-07&plain=1
a week is summarised over the days in it we counted; a week with none says so
Reachable (last 90 days)
Reachable 100.0% of the 85 days we have measured. No day we measured was
unreachable. 5 days predate anything we measured.
10 Aug – 14 Aug: 5 days not measured
Capabilities (0 of 1 disagree)
MSSP measured: NO declared: -
Declared by the game
name Telehack (declared, 2mo, stale)
Connect screen
[connect screen: 23 lines, text only]
Connected to TELEHACK port 80
It is 12:56 am on Saturday, November 7, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA.
There are 117 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network.
May the command line live forever.
Command, one of the following:
a2 ac advent aquarium basic bf
c8 cal callsign cat ching clock
date ddate diff echo eliza exit
factor figlet file finger fnord geoip
grep head help ipaddr liff login
marquee md5 minesweeper morse netstat notes
phoon pig pong primes qr rainbow
rand recover rfc rig rockets roll
rot13 sleep starwars sudoku traceroute typespeed
usenet uumap uuplot weather when zc
More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list.
Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command.
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What changed
2026-07-31 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)