TELEHACK [unclaimed]
telnet telehack.com 23
Players now: 37 (measured, 77m)
Reachable: 100.0% of the last 90 days
When people are on (UTC)
Busiest Thursday 09:00–09:59. 102 hours across the week have no measurement yet.
55 hours across the week answered but produced no count.
Mon — no count in any hour, 15 hours not measured, 9 hours probed but
uncountable
Tue — no count in any hour, 16 hours not measured, 8 hours probed but
uncountable
Wed — peak 125 at 23:00, 16 hours not measured, 7 hours probed but uncountable
Thu — peak 148 at 17:00, 9 hours not measured, 6 hours probed but uncountable
Fri — peak 37 at 01:00, 15 hours not measured, 8 hours probed but uncountable
Sat — no count in any hour, 16 hours not measured, 8 hours probed but
uncountable
Sun — no count in any hour, 15 hours not measured, 9 hours probed but
uncountable
counted = we got in and read a number, including a measured zero
uncounted = we got in and no number could be read
not measured = we have no measurement for that hour
How many, over time (18 Sep 2025 – 17 Sep 2026, UTC)
Typically 125 on, peaking at 148, over 3 of 365 days.
18 Sep–24 Sep: not measured
25 Sep–1 Oct: not measured
2 Oct–8 Oct: not measured
9 Oct–15 Oct: not measured
16 Oct–22 Oct: not measured
23 Oct–29 Oct: not measured
30 Oct–5 Nov: not measured
6 Nov–12 Nov: not measured
13 Nov–19 Nov: not measured
20 Nov–26 Nov: not measured
27 Nov–3 Dec: not measured
4 Dec–10 Dec: not measured
11 Dec–17 Dec: not measured
18 Dec–24 Dec: not measured
25 Dec–31 Dec: not measured
1 Jan–7 Jan: not measured
8 Jan–14 Jan: not measured
15 Jan–21 Jan: not measured
22 Jan–28 Jan: not measured
29 Jan–4 Feb: not measured
5 Feb–11 Feb: not measured
12 Feb–18 Feb: not measured
19 Feb–25 Feb: not measured
26 Feb–4 Mar: not measured
5 Mar–11 Mar: not measured
12 Mar–18 Mar: not measured
19 Mar–25 Mar: not measured
26 Mar–1 Apr: not measured
2 Apr–8 Apr: not measured
9 Apr–15 Apr: not measured
16 Apr–22 Apr: not measured
23 Apr–29 Apr: not measured
30 Apr–6 May: not measured
7 May–13 May: not measured
14 May–20 May: not measured
21 May–27 May: not measured
28 May–3 Jun: not measured
4 Jun–10 Jun: not measured
11 Jun–17 Jun: not measured
18 Jun–24 Jun: not measured
25 Jun–1 Jul: not measured
2 Jul–8 Jul: not measured
9 Jul–15 Jul: not measured
16 Jul–22 Jul: not measured
23 Jul–29 Jul: not measured
30 Jul–5 Aug: not measured
6 Aug–12 Aug: not measured
13 Aug–19 Aug: probed, no count could be read
20 Aug–26 Aug: probed, no count could be read
27 Aug–2 Sep: probed, no count could be read
3 Sep–9 Sep: probed, no count could be read
10 Sep–16 Sep: typically 133, peak 148, 2 days counted, 5 days probed without
a count
17 Sep: typically 37, peak 37, 1 day counted
earlier: ?from=2024-09-18&to=2025-09-17&plain=1
a week is summarised over the days in it we counted; a week with none says so
Reachable (last 90 days)
Reachable 100.0% of the 34 days we have measured. No day we measured was
unreachable. 56 days predate anything we measured.
20 Jun – 14 Aug: 56 days not measured
Capabilities (0 of 1 disagree)
MSSP measured: NO declared: -
Declared by the game
name Telehack (declared, 4w, stale)
Connect screen
[connect screen: 23 lines, text only]
Connected to TELEHACK port 84
It is 6:28 pm on Wednesday, September 16, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA.
There are 37 local users. There are 26649 hosts on the network.
May the command line live forever.
Command, one of the following:
2048 ac advent basic bf cal
calc ching clear clock cowsay date
delta diff dir echo exit factor
figlet file finger fnord head help
joke liff login mac marquee md5
more morse netstat newuser notes octopus
pig ping primes privacy qr rain
rainbow rand rfc rig rockets roll
rot13 run tail today traceroute typespeed
uptime users uupath uuplot when zc
More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list.
Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command.
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What changed
2026-07-31 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)