TELEHACK [unclaimed]
telnet telehack.com 23
Players now: 144 (measured, 53m)
Reachable: 100.0% of the last 90 days
When people are on (UTC)
Busiest Thursday 01:00–01:59. 104 hours across the week have no measurement yet.
56 hours across the week answered but produced no count.
Mon — no count in any hour, 15 hours not measured, 9 hours probed but
uncountable
Tue — no count in any hour, 16 hours not measured, 8 hours probed but
uncountable
Wed — peak 125 at 23:00, 16 hours not measured, 7 hours probed but uncountable
Thu — peak 148 at 17:00, 10 hours not measured, 7 hours probed but uncountable
Fri — no count in any hour, 16 hours not measured, 8 hours probed but
uncountable
Sat — no count in any hour, 16 hours not measured, 8 hours probed but
uncountable
Sun — no count in any hour, 15 hours not measured, 9 hours probed but
uncountable
counted = we got in and read a number, including a measured zero
uncounted = we got in and no number could be read
not measured = we have no measurement for that hour
How many, over time (17 Sep 2025 – 16 Sep 2026, UTC)
Typically 132 on, peaking at 148, over 2 of 365 days.
17 Sep–23 Sep: not measured
24 Sep–30 Sep: not measured
1 Oct–7 Oct: not measured
8 Oct–14 Oct: not measured
15 Oct–21 Oct: not measured
22 Oct–28 Oct: not measured
29 Oct–4 Nov: not measured
5 Nov–11 Nov: not measured
12 Nov–18 Nov: not measured
19 Nov–25 Nov: not measured
26 Nov–2 Dec: not measured
3 Dec–9 Dec: not measured
10 Dec–16 Dec: not measured
17 Dec–23 Dec: not measured
24 Dec–30 Dec: not measured
31 Dec–6 Jan: not measured
7 Jan–13 Jan: not measured
14 Jan–20 Jan: not measured
21 Jan–27 Jan: not measured
28 Jan–3 Feb: not measured
4 Feb–10 Feb: not measured
11 Feb–17 Feb: not measured
18 Feb–24 Feb: not measured
25 Feb–3 Mar: not measured
4 Mar–10 Mar: not measured
11 Mar–17 Mar: not measured
18 Mar–24 Mar: not measured
25 Mar–31 Mar: not measured
1 Apr–7 Apr: not measured
8 Apr–14 Apr: not measured
15 Apr–21 Apr: not measured
22 Apr–28 Apr: not measured
29 Apr–5 May: not measured
6 May–12 May: not measured
13 May–19 May: not measured
20 May–26 May: not measured
27 May–2 Jun: not measured
3 Jun–9 Jun: not measured
10 Jun–16 Jun: not measured
17 Jun–23 Jun: not measured
24 Jun–30 Jun: not measured
1 Jul–7 Jul: not measured
8 Jul–14 Jul: not measured
15 Jul–21 Jul: not measured
22 Jul–28 Jul: not measured
29 Jul–4 Aug: not measured
5 Aug–11 Aug: not measured
12 Aug–18 Aug: probed, no count could be read
19 Aug–25 Aug: probed, no count could be read
26 Aug–1 Sep: probed, no count could be read
2 Sep–8 Sep: probed, no count could be read
9 Sep–15 Sep: typically 125, peak 125, 1 day counted, 6 days probed without a
count
16 Sep: typically 132, peak 148, 1 day counted
earlier: ?from=2024-09-17&to=2025-09-16&plain=1
a week is summarised over the days in it we counted; a week with none says so
Reachable (last 90 days)
Reachable 100.0% of the 33 days we have measured. No day we measured was
unreachable. 57 days predate anything we measured.
19 Jun – 14 Aug: 57 days not measured
Capabilities (0 of 1 disagree)
MSSP measured: NO declared: -
Declared by the game
name Telehack (declared, 4w, stale)
Connect screen
[connect screen: 23 lines, text only]
Connected to TELEHACK port 202
It is 12:27 pm on Wednesday, September 16, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA.
There are 144 local users. There are 26649 hosts on the network.
May the command line live forever.
Command, one of the following:
2048 ? ac advent aquarium cal
callsign cat ching clear clock cowsay
date ddate delta diff dir eliza
exit factor figlet file finger fnord
geoip head liff login marquee md5
minesweeper more newuser octopus phoon pig
pong primes qr rainbow rand recover
rfc rig rockets rot13 salvo sleep
starwars sudoku tail traceroute typespeed uptime
uupath uuplot weather when zc zork
More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list.
Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command.
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What changed
2026-07-31 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)