TELEHACK [unclaimed]
telnet telehack.com 23

Players now: no count (nothing here says why)
Reachable: 100.0% of the last 90 days

When people are on (UTC)
Busiest Thursday 15:00–15:59. 96 hours across the week have no measurement yet.
52 hours across the week answered but produced no count.

  Mon — no count in any hour, 15 hours not measured, 9 hours probed but
  uncountable
  Tue — no count in any hour, 16 hours not measured, 8 hours probed but
  uncountable
  Wed — peak 125 at 23:00, 16 hours not measured, 7 hours probed but uncountable
  Thu — peak 148 at 17:00, 9 hours not measured, 6 hours probed but uncountable
  Fri — peak 96 at 17:00, 9 hours not measured, 5 hours probed but uncountable
  Sat — no count in any hour, 16 hours not measured, 8 hours probed but
  uncountable
  Sun — no count in any hour, 15 hours not measured, 9 hours probed but
  uncountable

  counted = we got in and read a number, including a measured zero
  uncounted = we got in and no number could be read
  not measured = we have no measurement for that hour

How many, over time (26 Mar 2025 – 23 Jun 2025, UTC)
No measurement in this range.

Reachable (last 90 days)
Reachable 100.0% of the 34 days we have measured. No day we measured was
unreachable. 56 days predate anything we measured.

  20 Jun – 14 Aug: 56 days not measured

Capabilities (0 of 1 disagree)
  MSSP       measured: NO      declared: -

Declared by the game
  name       Telehack  (declared, 4w, stale)

Connect screen
  [connect screen: 23 lines, text only]

  
  Connected to TELEHACK port 149
  
  It is 12:33 pm on Thursday, September 17, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA.
  There are 95 local users. There are 26649 hosts on the network.
  
  May the command line live forever.
  
  Command, one of the following:
    ?            a2           ac           advent       aquarium     basic
    bf           c8           calc         callsign     clear        clock
    ddate        diff         echo         eliza        exit         factor
    figlet       finger       fnord        geoip        gif          head
    help         ipaddr       joke         liff         login        marquee
    md5          more         morse        netstat      newuser      notes
    octopus      pig          pong         privacy      rain         rainbow
    recover      rig          rockets      rot13        run          salvo
    starwars     sudoku       tail         today        traceroute   typespeed
    units        users        uumap        uupath       weather      zork
  
  More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list.
  Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command.
  .

What changed
  2026-07-31  endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)