TELEHACK [unclaimed]
telnet telehack.com 23

Players now: 70  (measured, 86m)
Reachable: 100.0% of the last 90 days

When people are on (UTC)
Busiest Thursday afternoons, 13:00–13:59. 99 hours across the week have no
measurement yet. 53 hours across the week answered but produced no count.

  Mon — no count in any hour, 15 hours not measured, 9 hours probed but
  uncountable
  Tue — no count in any hour, 16 hours not measured, 8 hours probed but
  uncountable
  Wed — peak 125 at 23:00, 16 hours not measured, 7 hours probed but uncountable
  Thu — peak 148 at 17:00, 9 hours not measured, 6 hours probed but uncountable
  Fri — peak 70 at 11:00, 12 hours not measured, 6 hours probed but uncountable
  Sat — no count in any hour, 16 hours not measured, 8 hours probed but
  uncountable
  Sun — no count in any hour, 15 hours not measured, 9 hours probed but
  uncountable

  counted = we got in and read a number, including a measured zero
  uncounted = we got in and no number could be read
  not measured = we have no measurement for that hour

How many, over time (22 Jan 2025 – 20 Feb 2025, UTC)
No measurement in this range.

Reachable (last 90 days)
Reachable 100.0% of the 34 days we have measured. No day we measured was
unreachable. 56 days predate anything we measured.

  20 Jun – 14 Aug: 56 days not measured

Capabilities (0 of 1 disagree)
  MSSP       measured: NO      declared: -

Declared by the game
  name       Telehack  (declared, 4w, stale)

Connect screen
  [connect screen: 23 lines, text only]

  
  Connected to TELEHACK port 125
  
  It is 4:31 am on Thursday, September 17, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA.
  There are 70 local users. There are 26649 hosts on the network.
  
  May the command line live forever.
  
  Command, one of the following:
    2048         ?            a2           ac           advent       aquarium
    basic        bf           c8           cal          callsign     cat
    ching        clear        clock        cowsay       date         ddate
    delta        dir          eliza        figlet       file         geoip
    gif          grep         head         help         joke         mac
    minesweeper  more         morse        netstat      notes        octopus
    pig          ping         pong         primes       rainbow      recover
    rfc          rig          rockets      roll         rot13        run
    salvo        sleep        starwars     sudoku       tail         today
    traceroute   typespeed    uupath       weather      zc           zork
  
  More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list.
  Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command.
  .

What changed
  2026-07-31  endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)