TELEHACK [unclaimed]
telnet telehack.com 23

Players now: 53  (measured, 56m)
Reachable: 100.0% of the last 90 days

When people are on (UTC)
Busiest Thursday 09:00–09:59. 101 hours across the week have no measurement yet.
54 hours across the week answered but produced no count.

  Mon — no count in any hour, 15 hours not measured, 9 hours probed but
  uncountable
  Tue — no count in any hour, 16 hours not measured, 8 hours probed but
  uncountable
  Wed — peak 125 at 23:00, 16 hours not measured, 7 hours probed but uncountable
  Thu — peak 148 at 17:00, 9 hours not measured, 6 hours probed but uncountable
  Fri — peak 53 at 05:00, 14 hours not measured, 7 hours probed but uncountable
  Sat — no count in any hour, 16 hours not measured, 8 hours probed but
  uncountable
  Sun — no count in any hour, 15 hours not measured, 9 hours probed but
  uncountable

  counted = we got in and read a number, including a measured zero
  uncounted = we got in and no number could be read
  not measured = we have no measurement for that hour

How many, over time (25 Apr 2024 – 24 May 2024, UTC)
No measurement in this range.

Reachable (last 90 days)
Reachable 100.0% of the 34 days we have measured. No day we measured was
unreachable. 56 days predate anything we measured.

  20 Jun – 14 Aug: 56 days not measured

Capabilities (0 of 1 disagree)
  MSSP       measured: NO      declared: -

Declared by the game
  name       Telehack  (declared, 4w, stale)

Connect screen
  [connect screen: 23 lines, text only]

  
  Connected to TELEHACK port 68
  
  It is 10:30 pm on Wednesday, September 16, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA.
  There are 53 local users. There are 26649 hosts on the network.
  
  May the command line live forever.
  
  Command, one of the following:
    2048         ?            basic        bf           c8           calc
    callsign     clear        clock        cowsay       date         ddate
    diff         dir          eliza        figlet       file         finger
    geoip        gif          grep         head         help         ipaddr
    joke         login        mac          marquee      md5          minesweeper
    more         morse        netstat      newuser      notes        octopus
    pig          ping         pong         primes       privacy      qr
    rand         roll         rot13        salvo        sleep        sudoku
    tail         today        traceroute   typespeed    uptime       users
    uumap        uuplot       weather      when         zc           zork
  
  More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list.
  Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command.
  .

What changed
  2026-07-31  endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)