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Telehack

Unclaimed — everything here was measured. Claim this game

telehack.com 23answering since 31 Jul 2026

135 connected

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Connect screen

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Connected to TELEHACK port 80

It is 8:46 am on Thursday, November 5, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA.
There are 135 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network.

May the command line live forever.

Command, one of the following:
  2048         ?            a2           advent       aquarium     basic
  bf           cal          calc         cat          cowsay       ddate
  delta        diff         exit         factor       figlet       file
  gif          head         help         ipaddr       liff         mac
  marquee      minesweeper  more         morse        netstat      newuser
  notes        octopus      phoon        pig          ping         pong
  privacy      rain         rainbow      rand         recover      roll
  rot13        run          salvo        sleep        starwars     sudoku
  today        typespeed    units        uptime       usenet       users
  uumap        uuplot       weather      when         zc           zork

More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list.
Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command.
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as sent by the server 78×23 no colour captured

Connections by hour

Busiest Tuesday afternoons, 13:00–13:59.

times in UTC · 8-week rolling average

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Players on by day, in UTC. 8-week rolling average.
day quietest busiest at not measured no count
Mon120 138 20:00– –
Tue123 562 13:00– –
Wed129 146 17:00– –
Thu130 152 13:00– –
Fri101 137 18:00– –
Sat120 141 21:00– –
Sun119 136 00:00– –

How many, over time

No measurement in this range.

days in UTC · 7 Nov 2023 – 5 Nov 2024

Nothing counted in this range.

Reachable

reachable · last 90 days

Reachable 100.0% of the 83 days we have measured. No day we measured was unreachable. 7 days predate anything we measured.

90 days ago today
reachable
100.0%
longest outage
none in the window
last cause
nothing recorded
  • reachable
  • degraded — answered, could not finish
  • unreachable
  • not measured
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  • 8 Aug – 14 Aug: 7 days not measured

What changed

  1. 31 Jul 2026 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)

Capabilities

None of the 1 disagree.
capability measured declared age
MSSP ✕ absent – silent

Declared by the game

name
Telehack

1 is past its refresh window. Old, not wrong.