Telehack
Unclaimed — everything here was measured. Claim this game
telehack.com 23answering since 31 Jul 2026
133 connected
measured
Connect screen
Connected to TELEHACK port 88 It is 7:06 pm on Sunday, November 8, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA. There are 133 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network. May the command line live forever. Command, one of the following: a2 ac advent bf c8 cal calc callsign cat ching clear clock cowsay date ddate delta eliza factor finger geoip gif grep head joke login marquee more morse newuser notes octopus phoon pig ping pong primes privacy qr rain rainbow rand rfc rig rockets rot13 sleep starwars sudoku today typespeed units uptime usenet users uumap uupath uuplot weather zc zork More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list. Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command. .
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Connected to TELEHACK port 88 It is 7:06 pm on Sunday, November 8, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA. There are 133 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network. May the command line live forever. Command, one of the following: a2 ac advent bf c8 cal calc callsign cat ching clear clock cowsay date ddate delta eliza factor finger geoip gif grep head joke login marquee more morse newuser notes octopus phoon pig ping pong primes privacy qr rain rainbow rand rfc rig rockets rot13 sleep starwars sudoku today typespeed units uptime usenet users uumap uupath uuplot weather zc zork More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list. Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command. .
Connections by hour
Busiest Tuesday afternoons, 13:00–13:59.
times in UTC · 8-week rolling average
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| day | quietest | busiest | at | not measured | no count |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | 120 | 138 | 20:00 | – | – |
| Tue | 126 | 562 | 13:00 | – | – |
| Wed | 129 | 146 | 17:00 | – | – |
| Thu | 130 | 152 | 13:00 | – | – |
| Fri | 101 | 136 | 16:00 | – | – |
| Sat | 118 | 141 | 21:00 | – | – |
| Sun | 119 | 132 | 00:00 | – | – |
How many, over time
No measurement in this range.
days in UTC · 2 Sep 2022 – 30 Nov 2022
Nothing counted in this range.
Reachable
reachable · last 90 days
Reachable 100.0% of the 87 days we have measured. No day we measured was unreachable. 3 days predate anything we measured.
90 days ago
today
- reachable
- 100.0%
- longest outage
- none in the window
- last cause
- nothing recorded
- reachable
- degraded — answered, could not finish
- unreachable
- not measured
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- 12 Aug – 14 Aug: 3 days not measured
What changed
- 31 Jul 2026 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)
Capabilities
| capability | measured | declared | age |
|---|---|---|---|
| MSSP | ✕ absent | – silent |
Declared by the game
- name
- Telehack
1 is past its refresh window. Old, not wrong.