TELEHACK [unclaimed]
telnet telehack.com 23
Players now: 138 (measured, 29m)
Reachable: 100.0% of the last 90 days
When people are on (UTC)
Busiest Tuesday afternoons, 13:00–13:59.
Mon — peak 138 at 20:00
Tue — peak 562 at 13:00
Wed — peak 146 at 17:00
Thu — peak 152 at 13:00
Fri — peak 136 at 16:00
Sat — peak 141 at 21:00
Sun — peak 136 at 00:00
counted = we got in and read a number, including a measured zero
uncounted = we got in and no number could be read
not measured = we have no measurement for that hour
How many, over time (8 Nov 2016 – 7 Nov 2017, UTC)
No measurement in this range.
Reachable (last 90 days)
Reachable 100.0% of the 84 days we have measured. No day we measured was
unreachable. 6 days predate anything we measured.
9 Aug – 14 Aug: 6 days not measured
Capabilities (0 of 1 disagree)
MSSP measured: NO declared: -
Declared by the game
name Telehack (declared, 2mo, stale)
Connect screen
[connect screen: 23 lines, text only]
Connected to TELEHACK port 201
It is 12:53 pm on Friday, November 6, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA.
There are 138 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network.
May the command line live forever.
Command, one of the following:
? a2 ac aquarium basic bf
c8 cal calc callsign cat ching
clear cowsay date diff echo eliza
file finger fnord geoip gif grep
liff login mac md5 minesweeper more
morse newuser phoon pig ping pong
privacy qr rain rainbow rand recover
rig rockets roll rot13 run salvo
sleep starwars sudoku tail typespeed units
uptime uumap uupath uuplot weather zork
More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list.
Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command.
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What changed
2026-07-31 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)