Telehack
Unclaimed — everything here was measured. Claim this game
telehack.com 23answering since 31 Jul 2026
127 connected
measured
Connect screen
Connected to TELEHACK port 98 It is 6:23 pm on Tuesday, September 15, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA. There are 127 local users. There are 26649 hosts on the network. May the command line live forever. Command, one of the following: a2 advent aquarium bf c8 cal callsign cat ching clock cowsay date ddate delta diff echo eliza exit file fnord gif grep help ipaddr joke liff login mac marquee md5 minesweeper more netstat newuser octopus phoon pig pong privacy qr rain rainbow rand recover rig roll rot13 sleep starwars sudoku today traceroute typespeed units uptime usenet users uupath weather zork More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list. Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command. .
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Connected to TELEHACK port 98 It is 6:23 pm on Tuesday, September 15, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA. There are 127 local users. There are 26649 hosts on the network. May the command line live forever. Command, one of the following: a2 advent aquarium bf c8 cal callsign cat ching clock cowsay date ddate delta diff echo eliza exit file fnord gif grep help ipaddr joke liff login mac marquee md5 minesweeper more netstat newuser octopus phoon pig pong privacy qr rain rainbow rand recover rig roll rot13 sleep starwars sudoku today traceroute typespeed units uptime usenet users uupath weather zork More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list. Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command. .
Connections by hour
Busiest Thursday 01:00–01:59. 109 hours across the week have no measurement yet. 57 hours across the week answered but produced no count.
times in UTC · 8-week rolling average
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| day | quietest | busiest | at | not measured | no count |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | no count in any hour | 15 | 9 | ||
| Tue | no count in any hour | 16 | 8 | ||
| Wed | 125 | 125 | 23:00 | 16 | 7 |
| Thu | 127 | 127 | 01:00 | 15 | 8 |
| Fri | no count in any hour | 16 | 8 | ||
| Sat | no count in any hour | 16 | 8 | ||
| Sun | no count in any hour | 15 | 9 | ||
How many, over time
No measurement in this range.
days in UTC · 5 May 2016 – 2 Aug 2016
Nothing counted in this range.
Reachable
reachable · last 90 days
Reachable 100.0% of the 33 days we have measured. No day we measured was unreachable. 57 days predate anything we measured.
90 days ago
today
- reachable
- 100.0%
- longest outage
- none in the window
- last cause
- nothing recorded
- reachable
- degraded — answered, could not finish
- unreachable
- not measured
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- 19 Jun – 14 Aug: 57 days not measured
What changed
- 31 Jul 2026 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)
Capabilities
| capability | measured | declared | age |
|---|---|---|---|
| MSSP | ✕ absent | – silent |
Declared by the game
- name
- Telehack
1 is past its refresh window. Old, not wrong.