TELEHACK [unclaimed]
telnet telehack.com 23
Players now: 132 (measured, 19m)
Reachable: 100.0% of the last 90 days
When people are on (UTC)
Busiest Tuesday afternoons, 13:00–13:59.
Mon — peak 138 at 20:00
Tue — peak 562 at 13:00
Wed — peak 146 at 17:00
Thu — peak 152 at 13:00
Fri — peak 136 at 16:00
Sat — peak 141 at 21:00
Sun — peak 136 at 00:00
counted = we got in and read a number, including a measured zero
uncounted = we got in and no number could be read
not measured = we have no measurement for that hour
How many, over time (10 Nov 2015 – 8 Nov 2016, UTC)
No measurement in this range.
Reachable (last 90 days)
Reachable 100.0% of the 84 days we have measured. No day we measured was
unreachable. 6 days predate anything we measured.
9 Aug – 14 Aug: 6 days not measured
Capabilities (0 of 1 disagree)
MSSP measured: NO declared: -
Declared by the game
name Telehack (declared, 2mo, stale)
Connect screen
[connect screen: 23 lines, text only]
Connected to TELEHACK port 88
It is 2:53 pm on Friday, November 6, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA.
There are 132 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network.
May the command line live forever.
Command, one of the following:
? ac advent aquarium basic bf
c8 cal callsign ching clear clock
date delta diff eliza factor figlet
file fnord geoip gif grep head
help ipaddr joke login marquee md5
more netstat newuser notes octopus phoon
pig pong primes privacy qr recover
rockets roll run salvo sleep starwars
sudoku tail today traceroute typespeed uptime
usenet uumap uupath uuplot weather zc
More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list.
Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command.
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What changed
2026-07-31 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)