TELEHACK [unclaimed]
telnet telehack.com 23
Players now: 126 (measured, 4m)
Reachable: 100.0% of the last 90 days
When people are on (UTC)
Busiest Tuesday afternoons, 13:00–13:59.
Mon — peak 138 at 20:00
Tue — peak 562 at 13:00
Wed — peak 146 at 17:00
Thu — peak 152 at 13:00
Fri — peak 136 at 16:00
Sat — peak 141 at 21:00
Sun — peak 132 at 00:00
counted = we got in and read a number, including a measured zero
uncounted = we got in and no number could be read
not measured = we have no measurement for that hour
How many, over time (24 Sep 2000 – 22 Dec 2000, UTC)
No measurement in this range.
Reachable (last 90 days)
Reachable 100.0% of the 86 days we have measured. No day we measured was
unreachable. 4 days predate anything we measured.
11 Aug – 14 Aug: 4 days not measured
Capabilities (0 of 1 disagree)
MSSP measured: NO declared: -
Declared by the game
name Telehack (declared, 2mo, stale)
Connect screen
[connect screen: 23 lines, text only]
Connected to TELEHACK port 94
It is 9:01 pm on Saturday, November 7, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA.
There are 126 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network.
May the command line live forever.
Command, one of the following:
? ac advent aquarium basic bf
callsign ching clock date ddate delta
diff dir echo eliza exit factor
figlet fnord geoip gif grep help
ipaddr joke liff login marquee morse
netstat newuser notes octopus ping pong
primes privacy qr rain rainbow rand
rig roll rot13 run salvo starwars
sudoku tail today traceroute typespeed uptime
uumap uupath uuplot weather when zc
More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list.
Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command.
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What changed
2026-07-31 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)