Telehack
Unclaimed — everything here was measured. Claim this game
telehack.com 23answering since 31 Jul 2026
148 connected
measured
Connect screen
Connected to TELEHACK port 94 It is 10:27 am on Wednesday, September 16, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA. There are 148 local users. There are 26649 hosts on the network. May the command line live forever. Command, one of the following: 2048 ? ac basic c8 cal calc cat ching clock cowsay delta diff dir echo eliza exit figlet finger fnord geoip gif grep head help login mac marquee md5 minesweeper more morse newuser notes octopus phoon pig ping pong primes qr rain rainbow recover rig roll run salvo sleep starwars tail typespeed units uptime users uumap uuplot weather when zc More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list. Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command. .
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Connected to TELEHACK port 94 It is 10:27 am on Wednesday, September 16, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA. There are 148 local users. There are 26649 hosts on the network. May the command line live forever. Command, one of the following: 2048 ? ac basic c8 cal calc cat ching clock cowsay delta diff dir echo eliza exit figlet finger fnord geoip gif grep head help login mac marquee md5 minesweeper more morse newuser notes octopus phoon pig ping pong primes qr rain rainbow recover rig roll run salvo sleep starwars tail typespeed units uptime users uumap uuplot weather when zc More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list. Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command. .
Connections by hour
Busiest Thursday 01:00–01:59. 105 hours across the week have no measurement yet. 56 hours across the week answered but produced no count.
times in UTC · 8-week rolling average
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| day | quietest | busiest | at | not measured | no count |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | no count in any hour | 15 | 9 | ||
| Tue | no count in any hour | 16 | 8 | ||
| Wed | 125 | 125 | 23:00 | 16 | 7 |
| Thu | 120 | 148 | 17:00 | 11 | 7 |
| Fri | no count in any hour | 16 | 8 | ||
| Sat | no count in any hour | 16 | 8 | ||
| Sun | no count in any hour | 15 | 9 | ||
How many, over time
No measurement in this range.
days in UTC · 20 Sep 1993 – 19 Sep 1994
Nothing counted in this range.
Reachable
reachable · last 90 days
Reachable 100.0% of the 33 days we have measured. No day we measured was unreachable. 57 days predate anything we measured.
90 days ago
today
- reachable
- 100.0%
- longest outage
- none in the window
- last cause
- nothing recorded
- reachable
- degraded — answered, could not finish
- unreachable
- not measured
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- 19 Jun – 14 Aug: 57 days not measured
What changed
- 31 Jul 2026 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)
Capabilities
| capability | measured | declared | age |
|---|---|---|---|
| MSSP | ✕ absent | – silent |
Declared by the game
- name
- Telehack
1 is past its refresh window. Old, not wrong.