TELEHACK [unclaimed]
telnet telehack.com 23
Players now: 39 (measured, 32m)
Reachable: 100.0% of the last 90 days
Longest outage: 10m
When people are on (UTC)
Busiest Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday 16:00–20:59.
Mon — peak 138 at 20:00
Tue — peak 457 at 13:00
Wed — peak 146 at 17:00
Thu — peak 152 at 13:00
Fri — peak 136 at 16:00
Sat — peak 141 at 21:00
Sun — peak 132 at 00:00
counted = we got in and read a number, including a measured zero
uncounted = we got in and no number could be read
not measured = we have no measurement for that hour
How many, over time (15 Jan 1748 – 13 Jan 1749, UTC)
No measurement in this range.
Reachable (last 90 days)
Reachable 100.0% of the 87 days we have measured. 1 day unreachable. Longest
outage 10m (timed out). 3 days predate anything we measured.
12 Aug – 14 Aug: 3 days not measured
9 Nov: 1 day unreachable (timed out)
Capabilities (0 of 1 disagree)
MSSP measured: NO declared: -
Declared by the game
name Telehack (declared, 2mo, stale)
Connect screen
[connect screen: 23 lines, text only]
Connected to TELEHACK port 92
It is 1:23 pm on Monday, November 9, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA.
There are 39 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network.
May the command line live forever.
Command, one of the following:
2048 ac advent aquarium basic bf
cal calc callsign cat clear clock
cowsay ddate diff dir echo eliza
exit factor figlet file fnord geoip
grep liff marquee md5 minesweeper more
netstat newuser octopus phoon pig pong
primes privacy rain rand recover rig
rot13 salvo sleep starwars sudoku today
typespeed units uptime usenet users uumap
uupath uuplot weather when zc zork
More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list.
Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command.
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What changed
2026-07-31 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)