TELEHACK [unclaimed]
telnet telehack.com 23
Players now: 143 (measured, 22m)
Reachable: 100.0% of the last 90 days
When people are on (UTC)
Busiest Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday 16:00–20:59.
Mon — peak 138 at 20:00
Tue — peak 457 at 13:00
Wed — peak 146 at 17:00
Thu — peak 152 at 13:00
Fri — peak 136 at 16:00
Sat — peak 141 at 21:00
Sun — peak 132 at 00:00
counted = we got in and read a number, including a measured zero
uncounted = we got in and no number could be read
not measured = we have no measurement for that hour
How many, over time (3 Jan 1744 – 1 Jan 1745, UTC)
No measurement in this range.
Reachable (last 90 days)
Reachable 100.0% of the 87 days we have measured. No day we measured was
unreachable. 3 days predate anything we measured.
12 Aug – 14 Aug: 3 days not measured
Capabilities (0 of 1 disagree)
MSSP measured: NO declared: -
Declared by the game
name Telehack (declared, 2mo, stale)
Connect screen
[connect screen: 23 lines, text only]
Connected to TELEHACK port 209
It is 7:09 am on Monday, November 9, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA.
There are 143 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network.
May the command line live forever.
Command, one of the following:
2048 ? a2 ac advent aquarium
bf c8 cal calc cat ching
cowsay ddate delta dir echo eliza
file finger fnord grep head help
ipaddr joke login marquee md5 more
newuser notes phoon pig ping primes
qr rain rainbow rand rig rockets
roll run salvo starwars sudoku tail
traceroute typespeed units uptime usenet users
uumap uupath uuplot weather when zc
More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list.
Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command.
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What changed
2026-07-31 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)