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Telehack

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telehack.com 23answering since 31 Jul 2026

133 connected

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Connect screen

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Connected to TELEHACK port 110

It is 6:51 am on Friday, November 6, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA.
There are 133 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network.

May the command line live forever.

Command, one of the following:
  2048         ?            a2           ac           basic        bf
  c8           cal          calc         cat          ching        clear
  cowsay       date         ddate        dir          echo         eliza
  factor       figlet       finger       fnord        geoip        grep
  liff         mac          md5          minesweeper  netstat      newuser
  notes        octopus      phoon        pig          pong         primes
  privacy      rain         rainbow      rand         recover      rfc
  rockets      roll         rot13        run          salvo        starwars
  tail         traceroute   typespeed    units        uptime       usenet
  users        uumap        uupath       uuplot       weather      zc

More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list.
Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command.
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as sent by the server 76×23 no colour captured

Connections by hour

Busiest Tuesday afternoons, 13:00–13:59.

times in UTC · 8-week rolling average

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Players on by day, in UTC. 8-week rolling average.
day quietest busiest at not measured no count
Mon120 138 20:00– –
Tue123 562 13:00– –
Wed129 146 17:00– –
Thu130 152 13:00– –
Fri101 136 16:00– –
Sat118 141 21:00– –
Sun119 136 00:00– –

How many, over time

Typically 118 on, peaking at 135, over 1 of 1 day.

days in UTC · 5 Nov 2026 – 5 Nov 2026

5 Nov 2026 — 118 on average, 102–135 across 12 probes5 Nov 2026 — 118 on average, 102–135 across 12 probes5 Nov 2026 — 118 on average, 102–135 across 12 probes
135 at the top 1 of 1 day counted
  • mean of the counts we read that day
  • up to the busiest count that day
  • probed, no count could be read
  • not measured — no bar at all
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  • 5 Nov: typically 118, peak 135, 1 day counted

Reachable

reachable · last 90 days

Reachable 100.0% of the 84 days we have measured. No day we measured was unreachable. 6 days predate anything we measured.

90 days ago today
reachable
100.0%
longest outage
none in the window
last cause
nothing recorded
  • reachable
  • degraded — answered, could not finish
  • unreachable
  • not measured
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  • 9 Aug – 14 Aug: 6 days not measured

What changed

  1. 31 Jul 2026 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)

Capabilities

None of the 1 disagree.
capability measured declared age
MSSP ✕ absent – silent

Declared by the game

name
Telehack

1 is past its refresh window. Old, not wrong.