Telehack
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telehack.com 23answering since 31 Jul 2026
117 connected
measured
Connect screen
Connected to TELEHACK port 64 It is 6:49 pm on Thursday, November 5, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA. There are 117 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network. May the command line live forever. Command, one of the following: 2048 a2 aquarium basic bf c8 cal calc callsign cat clear clock cowsay ddate delta dir echo eliza exit file gif grep head help ipaddr joke liff login mac marquee md5 minesweeper more morse newuser ping primes qr rain rainbow rand recover rfc rockets rot13 run sleep starwars sudoku tail today traceroute typespeed units uptime users uumap uupath weather zc More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list. Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command. .
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Connected to TELEHACK port 64 It is 6:49 pm on Thursday, November 5, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA. There are 117 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network. May the command line live forever. Command, one of the following: 2048 a2 aquarium basic bf c8 cal calc callsign cat clear clock cowsay ddate delta dir echo eliza exit file gif grep head help ipaddr joke liff login mac marquee md5 minesweeper more morse newuser ping primes qr rain rainbow rand recover rfc rockets rot13 run sleep starwars sudoku tail today traceroute typespeed units uptime users uumap uupath weather zc More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list. Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command. .
Connections by hour
Busiest Tuesday afternoons, 13:00–13:59.
times in UTC · 8-week rolling average
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| day | quietest | busiest | at | not measured | no count |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | 120 | 138 | 20:00 | – | – |
| Tue | 123 | 562 | 13:00 | – | – |
| Wed | 129 | 146 | 17:00 | – | – |
| Thu | 130 | 152 | 13:00 | – | – |
| Fri | 101 | 136 | 16:00 | – | – |
| Sat | 120 | 141 | 21:00 | – | – |
| Sun | 119 | 136 | 00:00 | – | – |
How many, over time
Typically 123 on, peaking at 1413, over 12 of 12 days. Down about 14% from the start of the range to the end.
days in UTC · 26 Oct 2026 – 6 Nov 2026
1413 at the top
12 of 12 days counted
- mean of the counts we read that day
- up to the busiest count that day
- probed, no count could be read
- not measured — no bar at all
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- 26 Oct–1 Nov: typically 123, peak 1413, 7 days counted
- 2 Nov–6 Nov: typically 122, peak 147, 5 days counted
Reachable
reachable · last 90 days
Reachable 100.0% of the 84 days we have measured. No day we measured was unreachable. 6 days predate anything we measured.
90 days ago
today
- reachable
- 100.0%
- longest outage
- none in the window
- last cause
- nothing recorded
- reachable
- degraded — answered, could not finish
- unreachable
- not measured
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- 9 Aug – 14 Aug: 6 days not measured
What changed
- 31 Jul 2026 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)
Capabilities
| capability | measured | declared | age |
|---|---|---|---|
| MSSP | ✕ absent | – silent |
Declared by the game
- name
- Telehack
1 is past its refresh window. Old, not wrong.