Telehack
Unclaimed — everything here was measured. Claim this game
telehack.com 23answering since 31 Jul 2026
117 connected
measured
Connect screen
Connected to TELEHACK port 80 It is 12:56 am on Saturday, November 7, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA. There are 117 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network. May the command line live forever. Command, one of the following: a2 ac advent aquarium basic bf c8 cal callsign cat ching clock date ddate diff echo eliza exit factor figlet file finger fnord geoip grep head help ipaddr liff login marquee md5 minesweeper morse netstat notes phoon pig pong primes qr rainbow rand recover rfc rig rockets roll rot13 sleep starwars sudoku traceroute typespeed usenet uumap uuplot weather when zc More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list. Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command. .
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Connected to TELEHACK port 80 It is 12:56 am on Saturday, November 7, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA. There are 117 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network. May the command line live forever. Command, one of the following: a2 ac advent aquarium basic bf c8 cal callsign cat ching clock date ddate diff echo eliza exit factor figlet file finger fnord geoip grep head help ipaddr liff login marquee md5 minesweeper morse netstat notes phoon pig pong primes qr rainbow rand recover rfc rig rockets roll rot13 sleep starwars sudoku traceroute typespeed usenet uumap uuplot weather when zc More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list. Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command. .
Connections by hour
Busiest Tuesday afternoons, 13:00–13:59.
times in UTC · 8-week rolling average
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| day | quietest | busiest | at | not measured | no count |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | 120 | 138 | 20:00 | – | – |
| Tue | 123 | 562 | 13:00 | – | – |
| Wed | 129 | 146 | 17:00 | – | – |
| Thu | 130 | 152 | 13:00 | – | – |
| Fri | 101 | 136 | 16:00 | – | – |
| Sat | 118 | 141 | 21:00 | – | – |
| Sun | 119 | 133 | 20:00 | – | – |
How many, over time
Typically 160 on, peaking at 179, over 1 of 1 day.
days in UTC · 5 Oct 2026 – 5 Oct 2026
179 at the top
1 of 1 day counted
- mean of the counts we read that day
- up to the busiest count that day
- probed, no count could be read
- not measured — no bar at all
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- 5 Oct: typically 160, peak 179, 1 day counted
Reachable
reachable · last 90 days
Reachable 100.0% of the 85 days we have measured. No day we measured was unreachable. 5 days predate anything we measured.
90 days ago
today
- reachable
- 100.0%
- longest outage
- none in the window
- last cause
- nothing recorded
- reachable
- degraded — answered, could not finish
- unreachable
- not measured
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- 10 Aug – 14 Aug: 5 days not measured
What changed
- 31 Jul 2026 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)
Capabilities
| capability | measured | declared | age |
|---|---|---|---|
| MSSP | ✕ absent | – silent |
Declared by the game
- name
- Telehack
1 is past its refresh window. Old, not wrong.