Telehack
Unclaimed — everything here was measured. Claim this game
telehack.com 23answering since 31 Jul 2026
123 connected
measured
Connect screen
Connected to TELEHACK port 160 It is 10:52 am on Friday, November 6, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA. There are 123 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network. May the command line live forever. Command, one of the following: 2048 ? a2 ac advent basic c8 callsign cat ching clear clock cowsay date ddate dir echo eliza figlet finger geoip gif grep ipaddr joke liff login mac md5 minesweeper more newuser notes octopus phoon ping pong primes qr rain rainbow rand recover rfc rig rockets rot13 starwars sudoku today typespeed uptime usenet users uumap uupath uuplot weather when zork More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list. Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command. .
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Connected to TELEHACK port 160 It is 10:52 am on Friday, November 6, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA. There are 123 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network. May the command line live forever. Command, one of the following: 2048 ? a2 ac advent basic c8 callsign cat ching clear clock cowsay date ddate dir echo eliza figlet finger geoip gif grep ipaddr joke liff login mac md5 minesweeper more newuser notes octopus phoon ping pong primes qr rain rainbow rand recover rfc rig rockets rot13 starwars sudoku today typespeed uptime usenet users uumap uupath uuplot weather when zork More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list. Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command. .
Connections by hour
Busiest Tuesday afternoons, 13:00–13:59.
times in UTC · 8-week rolling average
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| day | quietest | busiest | at | not measured | no count |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | 120 | 138 | 20:00 | – | – |
| Tue | 123 | 562 | 13:00 | – | – |
| Wed | 129 | 146 | 17:00 | – | – |
| Thu | 130 | 152 | 13:00 | – | – |
| Fri | 101 | 136 | 16:00 | – | – |
| Sat | 118 | 141 | 21:00 | – | – |
| Sun | 119 | 136 | 00:00 | – | – |
How many, over time
Typically 135 on, peaking at 161, over 12 of 12 days. Up about 28% from the start of the range to the end.
days in UTC · 20 Sep 2026 – 1 Oct 2026
161 at the top
12 of 12 days counted
- mean of the counts we read that day
- up to the busiest count that day
- probed, no count could be read
- not measured — no bar at all
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- 20 Sep–26 Sep: typically 122, peak 149, 7 days counted
- 27 Sep–1 Oct: typically 148, peak 161, 5 days counted
Reachable
reachable · last 90 days
Reachable 100.0% of the 84 days we have measured. No day we measured was unreachable. 6 days predate anything we measured.
90 days ago
today
- reachable
- 100.0%
- longest outage
- none in the window
- last cause
- nothing recorded
- reachable
- degraded — answered, could not finish
- unreachable
- not measured
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- 9 Aug – 14 Aug: 6 days not measured
What changed
- 31 Jul 2026 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)
Capabilities
| capability | measured | declared | age |
|---|---|---|---|
| MSSP | ✕ absent | – silent |
Declared by the game
- name
- Telehack
1 is past its refresh window. Old, not wrong.