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Telehack

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telehack.com 23answering since 31 Jul 2026

135 connected

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Connect screen

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Connected to TELEHACK port 202

It is 3:06 pm on Sunday, November 8, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA.
There are 135 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network.

May the command line live forever.

Command, one of the following:
  2048         ?            a2           advent       aquarium     basic
  bf           c8           calc         callsign     cat          ching
  clear        cowsay       delta        diff         eliza        exit
  factor       figlet       finger       fnord        grep         head
  ipaddr       joke         liff         login        mac          marquee
  md5          more         morse        netstat      newuser      phoon
  pig          ping         pong         primes       qr           rainbow
  rfc          rig          rockets      roll         rot13        run
  salvo        sleep        starwars     sudoku       tail         traceroute
  uptime       usenet       users        weather      when         zork

More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list.
Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command.
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as sent by the server 77×23 no colour captured

Connections by hour

Busiest Tuesday afternoons, 13:00–13:59.

times in UTC · 8-week rolling average

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Players on by day, in UTC. 8-week rolling average.
day quietest busiest at not measured no count
Mon120 138 20:00– –
Tue123 562 13:00– –
Wed129 146 17:00– –
Thu130 152 13:00– –
Fri101 136 16:00– –
Sat118 141 21:00– –
Sun119 132 00:00– –

How many, over time

Typically 135 on, peaking at 211, over 26 of 30 days. Up about 36% from the start of the range to the end.

days in UTC · 11 Sep 2026 – 10 Oct 2026

15 Sep 2026 — 125 players, every one of 1 probe16 Sep 2026 — 133 on average, 120–148 across 9 probes16 Sep 2026 — 133 on average, 120–148 across 9 probes17 Sep 2026 — 71 on average, 37–96 across 12 probes17 Sep 2026 — 71 on average, 37–96 across 12 probes18 Sep 2026 — 103 on average, 88–115 across 12 probes18 Sep 2026 — 103 on average, 88–115 across 12 probes19 Sep 2026 — 100 on average, 91–111 across 12 probes19 Sep 2026 — 100 on average, 91–111 across 12 probes20 Sep 2026 — 104 on average, 97–142 across 12 probes20 Sep 2026 — 104 on average, 97–142 across 12 probes21 Sep 2026 — 116 on average, 112–126 across 12 probes21 Sep 2026 — 116 on average, 112–126 across 12 probes22 Sep 2026 — 120 on average, 112–126 across 11 probes22 Sep 2026 — 120 on average, 112–126 across 11 probes23 Sep 2026 — 122 on average, 116–127 across 12 probes24 Sep 2026 — 122 on average, 112–130 across 12 probes24 Sep 2026 — 122 on average, 112–130 across 12 probes25 Sep 2026 — 135 on average, 117–149 across 12 probes25 Sep 2026 — 135 on average, 117–149 across 12 probes26 Sep 2026 — 135 on average, 127–146 across 12 probes26 Sep 2026 — 135 on average, 127–146 across 12 probes27 Sep 2026 — 134 on average, 127–142 across 12 probes27 Sep 2026 — 134 on average, 127–142 across 12 probes28 Sep 2026 — 145 on average, 135–153 across 12 probes28 Sep 2026 — 145 on average, 135–153 across 12 probes29 Sep 2026 — 148 on average, 138–161 across 12 probes29 Sep 2026 — 148 on average, 138–161 across 12 probes30 Sep 2026 — 149 on average, 140–159 across 12 probes30 Sep 2026 — 149 on average, 140–159 across 12 probes1 Oct 2026 — 151 on average, 142–158 across 12 probes1 Oct 2026 — 151 on average, 142–158 across 12 probes2 Oct 2026 — 157 on average, 151–163 across 12 probes2 Oct 2026 — 157 on average, 151–163 across 12 probes3 Oct 2026 — 142 on average, 134–155 across 12 probes3 Oct 2026 — 142 on average, 134–155 across 12 probes4 Oct 2026 — 149 on average, 143–156 across 12 probes4 Oct 2026 — 149 on average, 143–156 across 12 probes5 Oct 2026 — 160 on average, 145–179 across 12 probes5 Oct 2026 — 160 on average, 145–179 across 12 probes6 Oct 2026 — 171 on average, 166–182 across 12 probes6 Oct 2026 — 171 on average, 166–182 across 12 probes7 Oct 2026 — 163 on average, 129–211 across 12 probes7 Oct 2026 — 163 on average, 129–211 across 12 probes8 Oct 2026 — 137 on average, 124–146 across 12 probes8 Oct 2026 — 137 on average, 124–146 across 12 probes9 Oct 2026 — 138 on average, 127–153 across 12 probes9 Oct 2026 — 138 on average, 127–153 across 12 probes10 Oct 2026 — 123 on average, 120–128 across 11 probes10 Oct 2026 — 123 on average, 120–128 across 11 probes11 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read12 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read13 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read14 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read11 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read12 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read13 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read14 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read15 Sep 2026 — 125 players, every one of 1 probe16 Sep 2026 — 133 on average, 120–148 across 9 probes17 Sep 2026 — 71 on average, 37–96 across 12 probes18 Sep 2026 — 103 on average, 88–115 across 12 probes19 Sep 2026 — 100 on average, 91–111 across 12 probes20 Sep 2026 — 104 on average, 97–142 across 12 probes21 Sep 2026 — 116 on average, 112–126 across 12 probes22 Sep 2026 — 120 on average, 112–126 across 11 probes23 Sep 2026 — 122 on average, 116–127 across 12 probes24 Sep 2026 — 122 on average, 112–130 across 12 probes25 Sep 2026 — 135 on average, 117–149 across 12 probes26 Sep 2026 — 135 on average, 127–146 across 12 probes27 Sep 2026 — 134 on average, 127–142 across 12 probes28 Sep 2026 — 145 on average, 135–153 across 12 probes29 Sep 2026 — 148 on average, 138–161 across 12 probes30 Sep 2026 — 149 on average, 140–159 across 12 probes1 Oct 2026 — 151 on average, 142–158 across 12 probes2 Oct 2026 — 157 on average, 151–163 across 12 probes3 Oct 2026 — 142 on average, 134–155 across 12 probes4 Oct 2026 — 149 on average, 143–156 across 12 probes5 Oct 2026 — 160 on average, 145–179 across 12 probes6 Oct 2026 — 171 on average, 166–182 across 12 probes7 Oct 2026 — 163 on average, 129–211 across 12 probes8 Oct 2026 — 137 on average, 124–146 across 12 probes9 Oct 2026 — 138 on average, 127–153 across 12 probes10 Oct 2026 — 123 on average, 120–128 across 11 probes
211 at the top 26 of 30 days counted
  • mean of the counts we read that day
  • up to the busiest count that day
  • probed, no count could be read
  • not measured — no bar at all
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  • 11 Sep–17 Sep: typically 125, peak 148, 3 days counted, 4 days probed without a count
  • 18 Sep–24 Sep: typically 116, peak 142, 7 days counted
  • 25 Sep–1 Oct: typically 145, peak 161, 7 days counted
  • 2 Oct–8 Oct: typically 157, peak 211, 7 days counted
  • 9 Oct–10 Oct: typically 138, peak 153, 2 days counted

Reachable

reachable · last 90 days

Reachable 100.0% of the 87 days we have measured. No day we measured was unreachable. 3 days predate anything we measured.

90 days ago today
reachable
100.0%
longest outage
none in the window
last cause
nothing recorded
  • reachable
  • degraded — answered, could not finish
  • unreachable
  • not measured
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  • 12 Aug – 14 Aug: 3 days not measured

What changed

  1. 31 Jul 2026 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)

Capabilities

None of the 1 disagree.
capability measured declared age
MSSP ✕ absent – silent

Declared by the game

name
Telehack

1 is past its refresh window. Old, not wrong.