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Telehack

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telehack.com 23answering since 31 Jul 2026

148 connected

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Connect screen

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Connected to TELEHACK port 94

It is 10:27 am on Wednesday, September 16, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA.
There are 148 local users. There are 26649 hosts on the network.

May the command line live forever.

Command, one of the following:
  2048         ?            ac           basic        c8           cal
  calc         cat          ching        clock        cowsay       delta
  diff         dir          echo         eliza        exit         figlet
  finger       fnord        geoip        gif          grep         head
  help         login        mac          marquee      md5          minesweeper
  more         morse        newuser      notes        octopus      phoon
  pig          ping         pong         primes       qr           rain
  rainbow      recover      rig          roll         run          salvo
  sleep        starwars     tail         typespeed    units        uptime
  users        uumap        uuplot       weather      when         zc

More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list.
Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command.
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as sent by the server 82×23 no colour captured

Connections by hour

Busiest Thursday 01:00–01:59. 105 hours across the week have no measurement yet. 56 hours across the week answered but produced no count.

times in UTC · 8-week rolling average

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Players on by day, in UTC. 8-week rolling average.
day quietest busiest at not measured no count
Monno count in any hour15 9
Tueno count in any hour16 8
Wed125 125 23:0016 7
Thu120 148 17:0011 7
Frino count in any hour16 8
Satno count in any hour16 8
Sunno count in any hour15 9

How many, over time

Typically 127 on, peaking at 136, over 2 of 30 days.

days in UTC · 18 Aug 2026 – 16 Sep 2026

15 Sep 2026 — 125 players, every one of 1 probe16 Sep 2026 — 127 on average, 120–136 across 5 probes16 Sep 2026 — 127 on average, 120–136 across 5 probes18 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read19 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read20 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read21 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read22 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read23 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read24 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read25 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read26 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read27 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read28 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read29 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read30 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read31 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read1 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read2 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read3 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read4 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read5 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read6 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read7 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read8 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read9 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read10 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read11 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read12 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read13 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read14 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read18 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read19 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read20 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read21 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read22 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read23 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read24 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read25 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read26 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read27 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read28 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read29 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read30 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read31 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read1 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read2 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read3 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read4 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read5 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read6 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read7 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read8 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read9 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read10 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read11 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read12 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read13 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read14 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read15 Sep 2026 — 125 players, every one of 1 probe16 Sep 2026 — 127 on average, 120–136 across 5 probes
136 at the top 2 of 30 days counted
  • mean of the counts we read that day
  • up to the busiest count that day
  • probed, no count could be read
  • not measured — no bar at all
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  • 18 Aug–24 Aug: probed, no count could be read
  • 25 Aug–31 Aug: probed, no count could be read
  • 1 Sep–7 Sep: probed, no count could be read
  • 8 Sep–14 Sep: probed, no count could be read
  • 15 Sep–16 Sep: typically 127, peak 136, 2 days counted

Reachable

reachable · last 90 days

Reachable 100.0% of the 33 days we have measured. No day we measured was unreachable. 57 days predate anything we measured.

90 days ago today
reachable
100.0%
longest outage
none in the window
last cause
nothing recorded
  • reachable
  • degraded — answered, could not finish
  • unreachable
  • not measured
read as text
  • 19 Jun – 14 Aug: 57 days not measured

What changed

  1. 31 Jul 2026 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)

Capabilities

None of the 1 disagree.
capability measured declared age
MSSP ✕ absent – silent

Declared by the game

name
Telehack

1 is past its refresh window. Old, not wrong.