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Telehack

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telehack.com 23answering since 31 Jul 2026

117 connected

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Connect screen

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Connected to TELEHACK port 64

It is 6:49 pm on Thursday, November 5, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA.
There are 117 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network.

May the command line live forever.

Command, one of the following:
  2048         a2           aquarium     basic        bf           c8
  cal          calc         callsign     cat          clear        clock
  cowsay       ddate        delta        dir          echo         eliza
  exit         file         gif          grep         head         help
  ipaddr       joke         liff         login        mac          marquee
  md5          minesweeper  more         morse        newuser      ping
  primes       qr           rain         rainbow      rand         recover
  rfc          rockets      rot13        run          sleep        starwars
  sudoku       tail         today        traceroute   typespeed    units
  uptime       users        uumap        uupath       weather      zc

More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list.
Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command.
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Connections by hour

Busiest Tuesday afternoons, 13:00–13:59.

times in UTC · 8-week rolling average

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Players on by day, in UTC. 8-week rolling average.
day quietest busiest at not measured no count
Mon120 138 20:00– –
Tue123 562 13:00– –
Wed129 146 17:00– –
Thu130 152 13:00– –
Fri101 136 16:00– –
Sat120 141 21:00– –
Sun119 136 00:00– –

How many, over time

Typically 133 on, peaking at 211, over 41 of 90 days. Up about 14% from the start of the range to the end.

days in UTC · 28 Jul 2026 – 25 Oct 2026

15 Sep 2026 — 125 players, every one of 1 probe16 Sep 2026 — 133 on average, 120–148 across 9 probes16 Sep 2026 — 133 on average, 120–148 across 9 probes17 Sep 2026 — 71 on average, 37–96 across 12 probes17 Sep 2026 — 71 on average, 37–96 across 12 probes18 Sep 2026 — 103 on average, 88–115 across 12 probes18 Sep 2026 — 103 on average, 88–115 across 12 probes19 Sep 2026 — 100 on average, 91–111 across 12 probes19 Sep 2026 — 100 on average, 91–111 across 12 probes20 Sep 2026 — 104 on average, 97–142 across 12 probes20 Sep 2026 — 104 on average, 97–142 across 12 probes21 Sep 2026 — 116 on average, 112–126 across 12 probes21 Sep 2026 — 116 on average, 112–126 across 12 probes22 Sep 2026 — 120 on average, 112–126 across 11 probes22 Sep 2026 — 120 on average, 112–126 across 11 probes23 Sep 2026 — 122 on average, 116–127 across 12 probes24 Sep 2026 — 122 on average, 112–130 across 12 probes24 Sep 2026 — 122 on average, 112–130 across 12 probes25 Sep 2026 — 135 on average, 117–149 across 12 probes25 Sep 2026 — 135 on average, 117–149 across 12 probes26 Sep 2026 — 135 on average, 127–146 across 12 probes26 Sep 2026 — 135 on average, 127–146 across 12 probes27 Sep 2026 — 134 on average, 127–142 across 12 probes27 Sep 2026 — 134 on average, 127–142 across 12 probes28 Sep 2026 — 145 on average, 135–153 across 12 probes28 Sep 2026 — 145 on average, 135–153 across 12 probes29 Sep 2026 — 148 on average, 138–161 across 12 probes29 Sep 2026 — 148 on average, 138–161 across 12 probes30 Sep 2026 — 149 on average, 140–159 across 12 probes30 Sep 2026 — 149 on average, 140–159 across 12 probes1 Oct 2026 — 151 on average, 142–158 across 12 probes1 Oct 2026 — 151 on average, 142–158 across 12 probes2 Oct 2026 — 157 on average, 151–163 across 12 probes2 Oct 2026 — 157 on average, 151–163 across 12 probes3 Oct 2026 — 142 on average, 134–155 across 12 probes3 Oct 2026 — 142 on average, 134–155 across 12 probes4 Oct 2026 — 149 on average, 143–156 across 12 probes4 Oct 2026 — 149 on average, 143–156 across 12 probes5 Oct 2026 — 160 on average, 145–179 across 12 probes5 Oct 2026 — 160 on average, 145–179 across 12 probes6 Oct 2026 — 171 on average, 166–182 across 12 probes6 Oct 2026 — 171 on average, 166–182 across 12 probes7 Oct 2026 — 163 on average, 129–211 across 12 probes7 Oct 2026 — 163 on average, 129–211 across 12 probes8 Oct 2026 — 137 on average, 124–146 across 12 probes8 Oct 2026 — 137 on average, 124–146 across 12 probes9 Oct 2026 — 138 on average, 127–153 across 12 probes9 Oct 2026 — 138 on average, 127–153 across 12 probes10 Oct 2026 — 123 on average, 120–128 across 11 probes10 Oct 2026 — 123 on average, 120–128 across 11 probes11 Oct 2026 — 124 on average, 119–132 across 12 probes11 Oct 2026 — 124 on average, 119–132 across 12 probes12 Oct 2026 — 133 on average, 126–149 across 12 probes12 Oct 2026 — 133 on average, 126–149 across 12 probes13 Oct 2026 — 136 on average, 130–143 across 12 probes13 Oct 2026 — 136 on average, 130–143 across 12 probes14 Oct 2026 — 134 on average, 127–143 across 12 probes14 Oct 2026 — 134 on average, 127–143 across 12 probes15 Oct 2026 — 134 on average, 126–144 across 12 probes15 Oct 2026 — 134 on average, 126–144 across 12 probes16 Oct 2026 — 128 on average, 121–137 across 12 probes16 Oct 2026 — 128 on average, 121–137 across 12 probes17 Oct 2026 — 124 on average, 117–135 across 12 probes17 Oct 2026 — 124 on average, 117–135 across 12 probes18 Oct 2026 — 155 on average, 127–168 across 12 probes18 Oct 2026 — 155 on average, 127–168 across 12 probes19 Oct 2026 — 157 on average, 152–161 across 12 probes20 Oct 2026 — 133 on average, 120–163 across 12 probes20 Oct 2026 — 133 on average, 120–163 across 12 probes21 Oct 2026 — 133 on average, 118–143 across 12 probes21 Oct 2026 — 133 on average, 118–143 across 12 probes22 Oct 2026 — 130 on average, 121–143 across 12 probes22 Oct 2026 — 130 on average, 121–143 across 12 probes23 Oct 2026 — 124 on average, 115–140 across 12 probes23 Oct 2026 — 124 on average, 115–140 across 12 probes24 Oct 2026 — 123 on average, 115–128 across 12 probes24 Oct 2026 — 123 on average, 115–128 across 12 probes25 Oct 2026 — 119 on average, 107–128 across 12 probes25 Oct 2026 — 119 on average, 107–128 across 12 probes15 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read16 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read17 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read18 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read19 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read20 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read21 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read22 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read23 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read24 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read25 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read26 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read27 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read28 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read29 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read30 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read31 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read1 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read2 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read3 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read4 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read5 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read6 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read7 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read8 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read9 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read10 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read11 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read12 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read13 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read14 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read28 Jul 2026 — no measurement29 Jul 2026 — no measurement30 Jul 2026 — no measurement31 Jul 2026 — no measurement1 Aug 2026 — no measurement2 Aug 2026 — no measurement3 Aug 2026 — no measurement4 Aug 2026 — no measurement5 Aug 2026 — no measurement6 Aug 2026 — no measurement7 Aug 2026 — no measurement8 Aug 2026 — no measurement9 Aug 2026 — no measurement10 Aug 2026 — no measurement11 Aug 2026 — no measurement12 Aug 2026 — no measurement13 Aug 2026 — no measurement14 Aug 2026 — no measurement15 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read16 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read17 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read18 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read19 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read20 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read21 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read22 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read23 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read24 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read25 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read26 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read27 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read28 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read29 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read30 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read31 Aug 2026 — probed, no count could be read1 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read2 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read3 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read4 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read5 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read6 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read7 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read8 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read9 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read10 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read11 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read12 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read13 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read14 Sep 2026 — probed, no count could be read15 Sep 2026 — 125 players, every one of 1 probe16 Sep 2026 — 133 on average, 120–148 across 9 probes17 Sep 2026 — 71 on average, 37–96 across 12 probes18 Sep 2026 — 103 on average, 88–115 across 12 probes19 Sep 2026 — 100 on average, 91–111 across 12 probes20 Sep 2026 — 104 on average, 97–142 across 12 probes21 Sep 2026 — 116 on average, 112–126 across 12 probes22 Sep 2026 — 120 on average, 112–126 across 11 probes23 Sep 2026 — 122 on average, 116–127 across 12 probes24 Sep 2026 — 122 on average, 112–130 across 12 probes25 Sep 2026 — 135 on average, 117–149 across 12 probes26 Sep 2026 — 135 on average, 127–146 across 12 probes27 Sep 2026 — 134 on average, 127–142 across 12 probes28 Sep 2026 — 145 on average, 135–153 across 12 probes29 Sep 2026 — 148 on average, 138–161 across 12 probes30 Sep 2026 — 149 on average, 140–159 across 12 probes1 Oct 2026 — 151 on average, 142–158 across 12 probes2 Oct 2026 — 157 on average, 151–163 across 12 probes3 Oct 2026 — 142 on average, 134–155 across 12 probes4 Oct 2026 — 149 on average, 143–156 across 12 probes5 Oct 2026 — 160 on average, 145–179 across 12 probes6 Oct 2026 — 171 on average, 166–182 across 12 probes7 Oct 2026 — 163 on average, 129–211 across 12 probes8 Oct 2026 — 137 on average, 124–146 across 12 probes9 Oct 2026 — 138 on average, 127–153 across 12 probes10 Oct 2026 — 123 on average, 120–128 across 11 probes11 Oct 2026 — 124 on average, 119–132 across 12 probes12 Oct 2026 — 133 on average, 126–149 across 12 probes13 Oct 2026 — 136 on average, 130–143 across 12 probes14 Oct 2026 — 134 on average, 127–143 across 12 probes15 Oct 2026 — 134 on average, 126–144 across 12 probes16 Oct 2026 — 128 on average, 121–137 across 12 probes17 Oct 2026 — 124 on average, 117–135 across 12 probes18 Oct 2026 — 155 on average, 127–168 across 12 probes19 Oct 2026 — 157 on average, 152–161 across 12 probes20 Oct 2026 — 133 on average, 120–163 across 12 probes21 Oct 2026 — 133 on average, 118–143 across 12 probes22 Oct 2026 — 130 on average, 121–143 across 12 probes23 Oct 2026 — 124 on average, 115–140 across 12 probes24 Oct 2026 — 123 on average, 115–128 across 12 probes25 Oct 2026 — 119 on average, 107–128 across 12 probes
211 at the top 41 of 90 days counted
  • mean of the counts we read that day
  • up to the busiest count that day
  • probed, no count could be read
  • not measured — no bar at all
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  • 28 Jul–3 Aug: not measured
  • 4 Aug–10 Aug: not measured
  • 11 Aug–17 Aug: probed, no count could be read
  • 18 Aug–24 Aug: probed, no count could be read
  • 25 Aug–31 Aug: probed, no count could be read
  • 1 Sep–7 Sep: probed, no count could be read
  • 8 Sep–14 Sep: probed, no count could be read
  • 15 Sep–21 Sep: typically 104, peak 148, 7 days counted
  • 22 Sep–28 Sep: typically 134, peak 153, 7 days counted
  • 29 Sep–5 Oct: typically 149, peak 179, 7 days counted
  • 6 Oct–12 Oct: typically 137, peak 211, 7 days counted
  • 13 Oct–19 Oct: typically 134, peak 168, 7 days counted
  • 20 Oct–25 Oct: typically 130, peak 163, 6 days counted

Reachable

reachable · last 90 days

Reachable 100.0% of the 84 days we have measured. No day we measured was unreachable. 6 days predate anything we measured.

90 days ago today
reachable
100.0%
longest outage
none in the window
last cause
nothing recorded
  • reachable
  • degraded — answered, could not finish
  • unreachable
  • not measured
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  • 9 Aug – 14 Aug: 6 days not measured

What changed

  1. 31 Jul 2026 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)

Capabilities

None of the 1 disagree.
capability measured declared age
MSSP ✕ absent – silent

Declared by the game

name
Telehack

1 is past its refresh window. Old, not wrong.