Connected to TELEHACK port 94
It is 10:27 am on Wednesday, September 16, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA.
There are 148 local users. There are 26649 hosts on the network.
May the command line live forever.
Command, one of the following:
2048 ? ac basic c8 cal
calc cat ching clock cowsay delta
diff dir echo eliza exit figlet
finger fnord geoip gif grep head
help login mac marquee md5 minesweeper
more morse newuser notes octopus phoon
pig ping pong primes qr rain
rainbow recover rig roll run salvo
sleep starwars tail typespeed units uptime
users uumap uuplot weather when zc
More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list.
Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command.
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Connected to TELEHACK port 94
It is 10:27 am on Wednesday, September 16, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA.
There are 148 local users. There are 26649 hosts on the network.
May the command line live forever.
Command, one of the following:
2048 ? ac basic c8 cal
calc cat ching clock cowsay delta
diff dir echo eliza exit figlet
finger fnord geoip gif grep head
help login mac marquee md5 minesweeper
more morse newuser notes octopus phoon
pig ping pong primes qr rain
rainbow recover rig roll run salvo
sleep starwars tail typespeed units uptime
users uumap uuplot weather when zc
More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list.
Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command.
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as sent by the server·82×23·no colour·captured
Connections by hour
Busiest Thursday 01:00–01:59. 105 hours across the week have no measurement yet. 56 hours across the week answered but produced no count.
times in UTC · 8-week rolling average
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01
02
03
04
05
06
07
08
09
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
Mon
Tue
Wed
Thu
Fri
Sat
Sun
counted, including a measured zero
probed, no count could be read
no measurement in that hour
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Players on by day, in UTC. 8-week rolling average.
day
quietest
busiest
at
not measured
no count
Mon
no count in any hour
15
9
Tue
no count in any hour
16
8
Wed
125
125
23:00
16
7
Thu
120
148
17:00
11
7
Fri
no count in any hour
16
8
Sat
no count in any hour
16
8
Sun
no count in any hour
15
9
How many, over time
Typically 127 on, peaking at 136, over 2 of 90 days.
days in UTC · 19 Jun 2026 – 16 Sep 2026
068136
JulAugSep
136 at the top2 of 90 days counted
mean of the counts we read that day
up to the busiest count that day
probed, no count could be read
not measured — no bar at all
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19 Jun–25 Jun: not measured
26 Jun–2 Jul: not measured
3 Jul–9 Jul: not measured
10 Jul–16 Jul: not measured
17 Jul–23 Jul: not measured
24 Jul–30 Jul: not measured
31 Jul–6 Aug: not measured
7 Aug–13 Aug: not measured
14 Aug–20 Aug: probed, no count could be read
21 Aug–27 Aug: probed, no count could be read
28 Aug–3 Sep: probed, no count could be read
4 Sep–10 Sep: probed, no count could be read
11 Sep–16 Sep: typically 127, peak 136, 2 days counted, 4 days probed without a count
Reachable
reachable · last 90 days
Reachable 100.0% of the 33 days we have measured. No day we measured was unreachable. 57 days predate anything we measured.
90 days agotoday
reachable
100.0%
longest outage
none in the window
last cause
nothing recorded
reachable
degraded — answered, could not finish
unreachable
not measured
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19 Jun – 14 Aug: 57 days not measured
What changed
31 Jul 2026 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)