Telehack

Unclaimed — everything here was measured. Claim this game

telehack.com 23answering since 31 Jul 2026

133 connected

measured 36m ago, 6 Nov 2026 14:51 UTC

Connect screen

Connected to TELEHACK port 110

It is 6:51 am on Friday, November 6, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA.
There are 133 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network.

May the command line live forever.

Command, one of the following:
  2048         ?            a2           ac           basic        bf
  c8           cal          calc         cat          ching        clear
  cowsay       date         ddate        dir          echo         eliza
  factor       figlet       finger       fnord        geoip        grep
  liff         mac          md5          minesweeper  netstat      newuser
  notes        octopus      phoon        pig          pong         primes
  privacy      rain         rainbow      rand         recover      rfc
  rockets      roll         rot13        run          salvo        starwars
  tail         traceroute   typespeed    units        uptime       usenet
  users        uumap        uupath       uuplot       weather      zc

More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list.
Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command.
.

read as text

Connected to TELEHACK port 110

It is 6:51 am on Friday, November 6, 2026 in Mountain View, California, USA.
There are 133 local users. There are 26657 hosts on the network.

May the command line live forever.

Command, one of the following:
  2048         ?            a2           ac           basic        bf
  c8           cal          calc         cat          ching        clear
  cowsay       date         ddate        dir          echo         eliza
  factor       figlet       finger       fnord        geoip        grep
  liff         mac          md5          minesweeper  netstat      newuser
  notes        octopus      phoon        pig          pong         primes
  privacy      rain         rainbow      rand         recover      rfc
  rockets      roll         rot13        run          salvo        starwars
  tail         traceroute   typespeed    units        uptime       usenet
  users        uumap        uupath       uuplot       weather      zc

More commands available after login. Type HELP for a detailed command list.
Type NEWUSER to create an account. Press control-C to interrupt any command.
.

as sent by the server 76×23 no colour captured 4m ago

Connections by hour

Busiest Tuesday afternoons, 13:00–13:59.

times in UTC · 8-week rolling average

read as text — 7 rows

Players on by day, in UTC. 8-week rolling average.
day	quietest	busiest	at	not measured	no count
Mon	120	138	20:00	–	–
Tue	123	562	13:00	–	–
Wed	129	146	17:00	–	–
Thu	130	152	13:00	–	–
Fri	101	136	16:00	–	–
Sat	118	141	21:00	–	–
Sun	119	136	00:00	–	–

How many, over time

Typically 133 on, peaking at 1413, over 52 of 365 days. Steady across the range.

days in UTC · 6 Nov 2025 – 5 Nov 2026

1413 at the top 52 of 365 days counted

mean of the counts we read that day
up to the busiest count that day
probed, no count could be read
not measured — no bar at all

read as text

6 Nov–12 Nov: not measured
13 Nov–19 Nov: not measured
20 Nov–26 Nov: not measured
27 Nov–3 Dec: not measured
4 Dec–10 Dec: not measured
11 Dec–17 Dec: not measured
18 Dec–24 Dec: not measured
25 Dec–31 Dec: not measured
1 Jan–7 Jan: not measured
8 Jan–14 Jan: not measured
15 Jan–21 Jan: not measured
22 Jan–28 Jan: not measured
29 Jan–4 Feb: not measured
5 Feb–11 Feb: not measured
12 Feb–18 Feb: not measured
19 Feb–25 Feb: not measured
26 Feb–4 Mar: not measured
5 Mar–11 Mar: not measured
12 Mar–18 Mar: not measured
19 Mar–25 Mar: not measured
26 Mar–1 Apr: not measured
2 Apr–8 Apr: not measured
9 Apr–15 Apr: not measured
16 Apr–22 Apr: not measured
23 Apr–29 Apr: not measured
30 Apr–6 May: not measured
7 May–13 May: not measured
14 May–20 May: not measured
21 May–27 May: not measured
28 May–3 Jun: not measured
4 Jun–10 Jun: not measured
11 Jun–17 Jun: not measured
18 Jun–24 Jun: not measured
25 Jun–1 Jul: not measured
2 Jul–8 Jul: not measured
9 Jul–15 Jul: not measured
16 Jul–22 Jul: not measured
23 Jul–29 Jul: not measured
30 Jul–5 Aug: not measured
6 Aug–12 Aug: not measured
13 Aug–19 Aug: probed, no count could be read
20 Aug–26 Aug: probed, no count could be read
27 Aug–2 Sep: probed, no count could be read
3 Sep–9 Sep: probed, no count could be read
10 Sep–16 Sep: typically 133, peak 148, 2 days counted, 5 days probed without a count
17 Sep–23 Sep: typically 104, peak 142, 7 days counted
24 Sep–30 Sep: typically 135, peak 161, 7 days counted
1 Oct–7 Oct: typically 157, peak 211, 7 days counted
8 Oct–14 Oct: typically 134, peak 153, 7 days counted
15 Oct–21 Oct: typically 133, peak 168, 7 days counted
22 Oct–28 Oct: typically 123, peak 1413, 7 days counted
29 Oct–4 Nov: typically 124, peak 147, 7 days counted
5 Nov: typically 118, peak 135, 1 day counted

Reachable

reachable · last 90 days

Reachable 100.0% of the 84 days we have measured. No day we measured was unreachable. 6 days predate anything we measured.

90 days ago today

reachable: 100.0%
longest outage: none in the window
last cause: nothing recorded

reachable
degraded — answered, could not finish
unreachable
not measured

read as text

9 Aug – 14 Aug: 6 days not measured

What changed

31 Jul 2026 endpoint recorded as telehack.com 23 (handshake)

Capabilities

None of the 1 disagree.
capability	measured	declared	age
MSSP	✕ absent	– silent	36m, 6 Nov 2026 14:51 UTC

Declared by the game

name: Telehack2mo, 16 Aug 2026 07:26 UTC

1 is past its refresh window. Old, not wrong.

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